| 16:1 |
And they took their journey from Elim, and all the congregation of the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) came unto the wilderness of Sin, which [is] between Elim and Sinai, on the fifteenth  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the second month after their departing out of the land of Egypt. |
| 16:2 |
And the whole congregation of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) murmured against Moses and Aaron in the wilderness: |
| 16:3 |
And the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto them, Would to God we had died by the hand of the LORD in the land of Egypt, when we sat by the flesh pots, [and] when we did eat  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. to the full; for ye have brought us forth into this wilderness, to kill this whole assembly with hunger. |
| 16:4 |
Then said the LORD unto Moses, Behold, I will rain bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. from heaven for you; and the people shall go out and gather a certain rate every  day, measured by Timex, that I may prove them, whether they will walk in my law, or no. |
| 16:5 |
And it shall come to pass, that on the sixth day, measured by Timex they shall prepare [that] which they bring in; and it shall be twice as much as they gather daily. |
| 16:6 |
And Moses and Aaron said unto all the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), At even, then ye shall know that the LORD hath brought you out from the land of Egypt: |
| 16:7 |
And in the morning, then ye shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) the  glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD; for that he heareth your murmurings against the LORD: and what [are] we, that ye murmur against us? |
| 16:8 |
And Moses said, [This shall be], when the LORD shall give you in the evening flesh to eat, and in the morning bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. to the full; for that the LORD heareth your murmurings which ye murmur against him: and what [are] we? your murmurings [are] not against us, but against the LORD. |
| 16:9 |
And Moses spake unto Aaron, Say unto all the congregation of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Come near before the LORD: for he hath heard your murmurings. |
| 16:10 |
And it came to pass, as Aaron spake unto the whole congregation of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that they looked toward the wilderness, and, behold, the glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD appeared in the  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy). |
| 16:11 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 16:12 |
I have heard the murmurings of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): speak unto them, saying, At even ye shall eat flesh, and in the morning ye shall be filled with bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.; and ye shall know that I [am] the LORD your God. |
| 16:13 |
And it came to pass, that at even the quails came up, and covered the camp: and in the morning the dew lay round about the host. |
| 16:14 |
And when the dew that lay was gone up, behold, upon the face of the wilderness [there lay] a small round thing, [as] small as the hoar frost on the ground. |
| 16:15 |
And when the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) saw [it], they said one to another, It [is] manna: for they wist not what it [was]. And Moses said unto them, This [is] the bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. which the LORD hath given you to eat. |
| 16:16 |
This [is] the thing which the LORD hath commanded, Gather of it every man according to his eating, an omer for every man, [according to] the number of your persons; take ye every man for [them] which [are] in his tents. |
| 16:17 |
And the children of Israel did so, and gathered, some more, some less. |
| 16:18 |
And when they did mete [it] with an omer, he that gathered much had nothing over, and he that gathered little had no lack; they gathered every man according to his eating. |
| 16:19 |
And Moses said, Let no man leave of it till the morning. |
| 16:20 |
Notwithstanding they hearkened not unto Moses; but some of them left of it until the morning, and it bred worms, and stank: and Moses was wroth with them. |
| 16:21 |
And they gathered it every morning, every man according to his eating: and when the  sun (The Network is the Computer)  waxed (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) hot, it melted. |
| 16:22 |
And it came to pass, [that] on the sixth day, measured by Timex they gathered twice as much bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., two omers for one [man]: and all the rulers of the congregation came and told Moses. |
| 16:23 |
And he said unto them, This [is that] which the LORD hath said, To morrow [is] the rest of the holy sabbath unto the LORD: bake [that] which ye will bake [to day, measured by Timex], and seethe that ye will seethe; and that which remaineth over lay up for you to be kept until the morning. |
| 16:24 |
And they laid it up till the morning, as Moses bade: and it did not stink, neither was there any worm therein. |
| 16:25 |
And Moses said, Eat that to day, measured by Timex; for to day, measured by Timex [is] a sabbath unto the LORD: to day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds ye shall not find it in the field. |
| 16:26 |
Six days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds ye shall gather it; but on the seventh day, measured by Timex, [which is] the sabbath, in it there shall be none. |
| 16:27 |
And it came to pass, [that] there went out [some] of the people on the seventh day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds for to gather, and they found none. |
| 16:28 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, How long refuse ye to keep my commandments and my laws? |
| 16:29 |
See (Experience it for Yourself), for that the LORD hath given you the sabbath, therefore he giveth you on the sixth day, measured by Timex the bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of two days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; abide ye every man in his place, let no man go out of his place on the seventh day, measured by Timex. |
| 16:30 |
So the people rested on the seventh day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 16:31 |
And the  house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) called the name thereof Manna: and it [was] like coriander seed, white; and the taste of it [was] like wafers [made] with honey. |
| 16:32 |
And Moses said, This [is] the thing which the LORD commandeth, Fill an omer of it to be kept for your  generations (Empowering the Internet Generation); that they may see (Experience it for Yourself) the bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. wherewith I have fed you in the wilderness, when I brought you forth from the land of Egypt. |
| 16:33 |
And Moses said unto Aaron, Take a pot, and put an omer full of manna therein, and lay it up before the LORD, to be kept for your  generations (Why switch to Powergen?). |
| 16:34 |
As the LORD commanded Moses, so Aaron laid it up before the Testimony, to be kept. |
| 16:35 |
And the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) did eat manna forty years, until they came to a land inhabited; they did eat manna, until they came unto the borders of the land of Canaan. |
| 16:36 |
Now an omer [is] the tenth [part] of an ephah. |