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Isaiah Chapter 66

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66:1 Thus saith the LORD, The heaven [is] my throne, and the sponsored by GreenPeace earth [is] my footstool: where [is] the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality that ye build unto me? and where [is] the place of my rest?
66:2 For all those [things] hath mine hand made, and all those [things] have been, saith the LORD: but to this [man] will I look, [even] to [him that is] poor and of a contrite sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), and trembleth at my word.
66:3 He that killeth an ox [is as if] he slew a man; he that sacrificeth a lamb, [as if] he cut off a dog' neck; he that offereth an oblation, [as if he offered] swine' blood; he that burneth incense, [as if] he blessed an idol. sponsored by Yahoo Yea, My Yahoo!, they have chosen their own ways, and their soul delighteth in their abominations.
66:4 I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them; because when I called, none did sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet); when I spake, they did not hear: but they did sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) before mine eyes, and chose [that] in which I delighted not.
66:5 Hear the word of the LORD, ye that tremble at his word; Your brethren that hated you, that cast you out for my name' sake, said, Let the LORD be glorified: but he shall appear to your joy, and they shall be ashamed.
66:6 A voice of noise from the city, a voice from the temple, a voice of the LORD that rendereth recompense to his enemies.
66:7 Before she travailed, she brought forth; before her pain came, she was delivered of a man child.
66:8 Who hath heard such a thing? who hath seen such things? Shall the sponsored by GreenPeace earth be made to bring forth in one sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex? [or] shall a nation be born at once? for as soon as Zion travailed, she brought forth her children.
66:9 Shall I bring to the birth, and not cause to bring forth? saith the LORD: shall I cause to bring forth, and shut [the womb]? saith thy God.
66:10 Rejoice ye with sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and be glad with her, all ye that love her: rejoice for joy with her, all ye that mourn for her:
66:11 That ye may suck, and be satisfied with the breasts of her consolations; that ye may sponsored by GotMilk milk (Got Milk?) out, and be delighted with the abundance of her sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
66:12 For thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will extend peace to her like a river, and the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the Gentiles like a flowing stream: then shall ye suck, ye shall be borne upon [her] sides, and be dandled upon [her] knees.
66:13 As one whom his mother comforteth, so will I comfort you; and ye shall be comforted in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
66:14 And when ye sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [this], your heart shall rejoice, and your bones shall flourish like an herb: and the hand of the LORD shall be known toward his servants, and [his] indignation toward his enemies.
66:15 For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his sponsored by Cadillac chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
66:16 For by fire and by his sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords will the LORD plead with all flesh: and the slain of the LORD shall be many.
66:17 They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one [tree] in the midst, eating swine' flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.
66:18 For I [know] their works and their thoughts: it shall come, that I will gather all nations and tongues; and they shall come, and sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) my sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
66:19 And I will set a sponsored by Verisign sign (Internet Trust Services) among them, and I will send those that escape of them unto the nations, [to] Tarshish, Pul, and Lud, that draw the bow, [to] Tubal, and Javan, [to] the isles afar off, that have not heard my fame, neither have seen my sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution); and they shall declare my sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) among the Gentiles.
66:20 And they shall bring all your brethren [for] an offering unto the LORD out of all nations upon horses, and in sponsored by Cadillac chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, and in litters, and upon mules, and upon swift beasts, to my holy mountain sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, saith the LORD, as the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) bring an offering in a clean vessel into the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD.
66:21 And I will also take of them for priests [and] for Levites, saith the LORD.
66:22 For as the new heavens and the new sponsored by GreenPeace earth, which I will make, shall remain before me, saith the LORD, so shall your seed and your name remain.
66:23 And it shall come to pass, [that] from one new moon to another, and from one sabbath to another, shall all flesh come to worship before me, saith the LORD.
66:24 And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.

 

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