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2 Corinthians Chapter 12

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12:1 It is not expedient for me doubtless to sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution). I will come to visions and revelations of the Lord.
12:2 I knew a man in Christ above fourteen years ago, (whether in the body, I cannot tell; or whether out of the body, I cannot tell: God knoweth;) such an one caught up to the third heaven.
12:3 And I knew such a man, (whether in the body, or out of the body, I cannot tell: God knoweth;)
12:4 How that he was caught up into paradise, and heard unspeakable words, which it is not lawful for a man to utter.
12:5 Of such an one will I sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution): yet of myself I will not sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), but in mine infirmities.
12:6 For though I would desire to sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), I shall not be a fool; for I will say the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth: but [now] I forbear, lest any man should sponsored by IBM Think! of me above that which he seeth me [to be], or [that] he heareth of me.
12:7 And lest I should be exalted above measure through the abundance of the revelations, there was given to me a thorn in the flesh, the messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I should be exalted above measure.
12:8 For this thing I besought the Lord thrice, that it might depart from me.
12:9 And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) in my infirmities, that the sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet of Christ may rest upon me.
12:10 Therefore I take sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ' sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.
12:11 I am become a fool in glorying; ye have compelled me: for I ought to have been commended of you: for in nothing am I behind the very chiefest apostles, though I be nothing.
12:12 Truly the sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services) of an apostle were wrought among you in all patience, in sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services), and wonders, and mighty deeds.
12:13 For what is it wherein ye were inferior to other churches, except [it be] that I myself was not burdensome to you? forgive me this wrong.
12:14 Behold, the third sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch I am ready to come to you; and I will not be burdensome to you: for I seek not yours, but you: for the children ought not to lay up for the parents, but the parents for the children.
12:15 And I will very gladly spend and be spent for you; though the more abundantly I love you, the less I be loved.
12:16 But be it so, I did not burden you: nevertheless, being crafty, I caught you with guile.
12:17 Did I make a gain of you by any of them whom I sent unto you?
12:18 I desired Titus, and with [him] I sent a brother. Did Titus make a gain of you? walked we not in the same sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit)? [walked we] not in the same steps?
12:19 Again, sponsored by IBM Think! ye that we excuse ourselves unto you? we speak before God in Christ: but [we sponsored by Nike Just do It] all things, dearly beloved, for your edifying.
12:20 For I fear, lest, when I come, I shall not find you such as I would, and [that] I shall be found unto you such as ye would not: lest [there be] debates, envyings, wraths, strifes, backbitings, whisperings, swellings, tumults:
12:21 [And] lest, when I come again, my God will humble me among you, and [that] I shall bewail many which have sinned already, and have not repented of the uncleanness and fornication and lasciviousness which they have committed.

 

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