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1 John Chapter 5

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5:1 Whosoever believeth that sponsored by The Holy City Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him.
5:2 By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments.
5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.
5:4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, [even] our faith.
5:5 Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) is the Son of God?
5:6 This is he that came by sponsored by Absolut Absolut water and blood, [even] sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus Christ; not by sponsored by Absolut Absolut water only, but by sponsored by Absolut Absolut water and blood. And it is the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) that beareth witness, because the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) is sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth.
5:7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
5:8 And there are three that bear witness in sponsored by GreenPeace earth, the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), and the sponsored by Absolut Absolut water, and the blood: and these three agree in one.
5:9 If we receive the witness of men, the witness of God is greater: for this is the witness of God which he hath testified of his Son.
5:10 He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness in himself: he that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son.
5:11 And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.
5:12 He that hath the Son hath life; [and] he that hath not the Son of God hath not life.
5:13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
5:14 And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us:
5:15 And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him.
5:16 If any man sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) his brother sin a sin [which is] not unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, he shall ask, and he shall give him life for them that sin not unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death. There is a sin unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death: I sponsored by Nike Just do It not say that he shall pray for it.
5:17 All unrighteousness is sin: and there is a sin not unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
5:19 [And] we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness.
5:20 And we know that the Son of God is come, and hath given us an understanding, that we may know him that is true, and we are in him that is true, [even] in his Son sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) Christ. This is the true God, and eternal life.
5:21 Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen.

 

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