| 50:1 |
A Psalm of Asaph. The mighty God, [even] the LORD, hath spoken, and called the  earth from the rising of the  sun (The Network is the Computer) unto the going down thereof. |
| 50:2 |
Out of Zion, the perfection of beauty, God hath shined. |
| 50:3 |
Our God shall come, and shall not keep silence: a fire shall devour before him, and it shall be very tempestuous round about him. |
| 50:4 |
He shall call to the heavens from above, and to the earth, that he may judge his people. |
| 50:5 |
Gather my saints together unto me; those that have made a covenant with me by sacrifice. |
| 50:6 |
And the heavens shall declare his righteousness: for God [is] judge himself. Selah. |
| 50:7 |
Hear, O my people, and I will speak; O  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and I will testify against thee: I [am] God, [even] thy God. |
| 50:8 |
I will not reprove thee for thy sacrifices or thy burnt offerings, [to have been] continually before me. |
| 50:9 |
I will take no bullock out of thy  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), [nor] he goats out of thy folds. |
| 50:10 |
For every beast of the forest [is] mine, [and] the  cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner) upon a thousand hills. |
| 50:11 |
I know all the fowls of the mountains: and the wild beasts of the field [are] mine. |
| 50:12 |
If I were hungry, I would not tell thee: for the world [is] mine, and the fulness thereof. |
| 50:13 |
Will I eat the flesh of bulls, or  Absolut drink the blood of goats? |
| 50:14 |
Offer unto God thanksgiving; and pay thy vows unto the most High: |
| 50:15 |
And call upon me in the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of trouble: I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify me. |
| 50:16 |
But unto the wicked God saith, What hast thou to  Just do It to declare my statutes, or [that] thou shouldest take my covenant in thy mouth? |
| 50:17 |
Seeing thou hatest instruction, and castest my words behind thee. |
| 50:18 |
When thou sawest a thief, then thou consentedst with him, and hast been partaker with adulterers. |
| 50:19 |
Thou givest thy mouth to  evil (No Downloaded Music!), and thy tongue frameth deceit. |
| 50:20 |
Thou sittest [and] speakest against thy brother; thou slanderest thine own mother' son. |
| 50:21 |
These [things] hast thou done, and I kept silence; thou thoughtest that I was altogether [such an one] as thyself: [but] I will reprove thee, and set [them] in order before thine eyes. |
| 50:22 |
Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear [you] in pieces, and [there be] none to deliver. |
| 50:23 |
Whoso offereth praise glorifieth me: and to him that ordereth [his] conversation [aright] will I show the salvation of God. |