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Psalms Chapter 66

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66:1 To the chief Musician, A Song [or] Psalm. Make a joyful noise unto God, all ye lands:
66:2 Sing forth the honour of his name: make his praise glorious.
66:3 Say unto God, How terrible sponsored by ArtOfCode [art (Art of Code) thou in] thy works! through the greatness of thy sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) shall thine enemies submit themselves unto thee.
66:4 All the sponsored by GreenPeace earth shall worship thee, and shall sing unto thee; they shall sing [to] thy name. Selah.
66:5 Come and sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the works of God: [he is] terrible [in his] doing toward the children of men.
66:6 He turned the sea into dry [land]: they went through the flood on sponsored by Gnome foot: there did we rejoice in him.
66:7 He ruleth by his sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) for ever; his eyes behold the nations: let not the rebellious exalt themselves. Selah.
66:8 O bless our God, ye people, and make the voice of his praise to be heard:
66:9 Which holdeth our soul in life, and suffereth not our sponsored by Gnome feet to be moved.
66:10 For thou, O God, hast proved us: thou hast tried us, as silver is tried.
66:11 Thou broughtest us into the sponsored by Sun Microsystems net (The Network is the Computer); thou laidst affliction upon our loins.
66:12 Thou hast caused men to ride over our heads; we went through fire and through sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life): but thou broughtest us out into a wealthy [place].
66:13 I will go into thy sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality with burnt offerings: I will pay thee my vows,
66:14 Which my lips have uttered, and my mouth hath spoken, when I was in trouble.
66:15 I will offer unto thee burnt sacrifices of fatlings, with the incense of rams; I will offer bullocks with goats. Selah.
66:16 Come [and] hear, all ye that fear God, and I will declare what he hath done for my soul.
66:17 I cried unto him with my mouth, and he was extolled with my tongue.
66:18 If I regard iniquity in my heart, the Lord will not hear [me]:
66:19 [But] sponsored by CocaCola verily, It's the real thing God hath heard [me]; he hath attended to the voice of my prayer.
66:20 Blessed [be] God, which hath not turned away my prayer, nor his mercy from me.

 

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