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2 Corinthians Chapter 6

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6:1 We then, [as] workers together [with him], beseech [you] also that ye receive not the grace of God in vain.
6:2 (For he saith, I have heard thee in a sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch accepted, and in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of salvation have I succoured thee: behold, now [is] the accepted sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex; behold, now [is] the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of salvation.)
6:3 Giving no offence in any thing, that the ministry be not blamed:
6:4 But in all [things] approving ourselves as the ministers of God, in much patience, in afflictions, in necessities, in distresses,
6:5 In stripes, in imprisonments, in tumults, in labours, in watchings, in fastings;
6:6 By pureness, by knowledge, by longsuffering, by kindness, by the Holy Ghost, by love unfeigned,
6:7 By the word of sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing), by the sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) of God, by the armour of righteousness on the right hand and on the left,
6:8 By honour and dishonour, by sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) report and good report: as deceivers, and [yet] true;
6:9 As unknown, and [yet] well known; as dying, and, behold, we live; as chastened, and not killed;
6:10 As sorrowful, yet alway rejoicing; as poor, yet making many rich; as having nothing, and [yet] possessing all things.
6:11 O [ye] Corinthians, our mouth is open unto you, our heart is enlarged.
6:12 Ye are not straitened in us, but ye are straitened in your own bowels.
6:13 Now for a recompense in the same, (I speak as unto [my] children,) be ye also enlarged.
6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
6:16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in [them]; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean [thing]; and I will receive you,
6:18 And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

 

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