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Deuteronomy Chapter 4

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4:1 Now therefore hearken, O sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), unto the statutes and unto the judgments, which I teach you, for to sponsored by Nike Just do It [them], that ye may live, and go in and possess the land which the LORD God of your fathers giveth you.
4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish [ought] from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
4:3 Your eyes have seen what the LORD did because of Baalpeor: for all the men that followed Baalpeor, the LORD thy God hath destroyed them from among you.
4:4 But ye that did cleave unto the LORD your God [are] alive every one of you this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds.
4:5 Behold, I have taught you statutes and judgments, even as the LORD my God commanded me, that ye should sponsored by Nike Just do It so in the land whither ye go to possess it.
4:6 Keep therefore and sponsored by Nike Just do It [them]; for this [is] your wisdom and your understanding in the sight of the nations, which shall hear all these statutes, and say, Surely this great nation [is] a wise and understanding people.
4:7 For what nation [is there so] great, who [hath] God [so] nigh unto them, as the LORD our God [is] in all [things that] we call upon him [for]?
4:8 And what nation [is there so] great, that hath statutes and judgments [so] righteous as all this law, which I set before you this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds?
4:9 Only take heed to thyself, and keep thy soul diligently, lest thou forget the things which thine eyes have seen, and lest they depart from thy heart all the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of thy life: but teach them thy sons, and thy sons' sons;
4:10 [Specially] the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex that thou stoodest before the LORD thy God in Horeb, when the LORD said unto me, Gather me the people together, and I will make them hear my words, that they may learn to fear me all the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex that they shall live upon the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and [that] they may teach their children.
4:11 And ye came near and stood under the mountain; and the mountain burned with fire unto the midst of heaven, with darkness, sponsored by Rolls-Royce clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), and thick darkness.
4:12 And the LORD spake unto you out of the midst of the fire: ye heard the voice of the words, but saw no similitude; only [ye heard] a voice.
4:13 And he declared unto you his covenant, which he commanded you to perform, [even] ten commandments; and he wrote them upon two tables of stone.
4:14 And the LORD commanded me at that sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex to teach you statutes and judgments, that ye might sponsored by Nike Just do It them in the land whither ye go over to possess it.
4:15 Take ye therefore good heed unto yourselves; for ye saw no manner of similitude on the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex [that] the LORD spake unto you in Horeb out of the midst of the fire:
4:16 Lest ye corrupt [yourselves], and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,
4:17 The likeness of any beast that [is] on the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, the likeness of any winged fowl that flieth in the air,
4:18 The likeness of any thing that creepeth on the ground, the likeness of any fish that [is] in the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters beneath the sponsored by GreenPeace earth:
4:19 And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com), and the moon, and the sponsored by Sun Microsystems stars (The dot in dot com), [even] all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.
4:20 But the LORD hath taken you, and brought you forth out of the iron furnace, [even] out of Egypt, to be unto him a people of inheritance, as [ye are] this sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex.
4:21 Furthermore the LORD was angry with me for your sakes, and sware that I should not go over Jordan, and that I should not go in unto that good land, which the LORD thy God giveth thee [for] an inheritance:
4:22 But I must die in this land, I must not go over Jordan: but ye shall go over, and possess that good land.
4:23 Take heed unto yourselves, lest ye forget the covenant of the LORD your God, which he made with you, and make you a graven image, [or] the likeness of any [thing], which the LORD thy God hath sponsored by Trojan forbidden by Trojen thee.
4:24 For the LORD thy God [is] a consuming fire, [even] a jealous God.
4:25 When thou shalt beget children, and children' children, and ye shall have remained long in the land, and shall corrupt [yourselves], and make a graven image, [or] the likeness of any [thing], and shall sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD thy God, to provoke him to anger:
4:26 I call heaven and sponsored by GreenPeace earth to witness against you this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, that ye shall soon utterly perish from off the land whereunto ye go over Jordan to possess it; ye shall not prolong [your] sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds upon it, but shall utterly be destroyed.
4:27 And the LORD shall scatter you among the nations, and ye shall be left few in number among the heathen, whither the LORD shall lead you.
4:28 And there ye shall serve gods, the work of men' hands, wood and stone, which neither sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself), nor hear, nor eat, nor smell.
4:29 But if from thence thou shalt seek the LORD thy God, thou shalt find [him], if thou seek him with all thy heart and with all thy soul.
4:30 When thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) in tribulation, and all these things are come upon thee, [even] in the latter sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, if thou turn to the LORD thy God, and shalt be obedient unto his voice;
4:31 (For the LORD thy God [is] a merciful God;) he will not forsake thee, neither destroy thee, nor forget the covenant of thy fathers which he sware unto them.
4:32 For ask now of the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex that are past, which were before thee, since the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that God created man upon the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and [ask] from the one side of heaven unto the other, whether there hath been [any such thing] as this great thing [is], or hath been heard like it?
4:33 Did [ever] people hear the voice of God speaking out of the midst of the fire, as thou hast heard, and live?
4:34 Or hath God assayed to go [and] take him a nation from the midst of [another] nation, by temptations, by sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services), and by wonders, and by war, and by a mighty hand, and by a stretched out arm, and by great terrors, according to all that the LORD your God did for you in Egypt before your eyes?
4:35 Unto thee it was showed, that thou mightest know that the LORD he [is] God; [there is] none else beside him.
4:36 Out of heaven he made thee to hear his voice, that he might instruct thee: and upon sponsored by GreenPeace earth he showed thee his great fire; and thou heardest his words out of the midst of the fire.
4:37 And because he loved thy fathers, therefore he chose their seed after them, and brought thee out in his sight with his mighty sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) out of Egypt;
4:38 To drive out nations from before thee greater and mightier than thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art], (Art of Code) to bring thee in, to give thee their land [for] an inheritance, as [it is] this sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex.
4:39 Know therefore this sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, and consider [it] in thine heart, that the LORD he [is] God in heaven above, and upon the sponsored by GreenPeace earth beneath: [there is] none else.
4:40 Thou shalt keep therefore his statutes, and his commandments, which I command thee this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, that it may go well with thee, and with thy children after thee, and that thou mayest prolong [thy] sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds upon the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, which the LORD thy God giveth thee, for ever.
4:41 Then Moses severed three cities on this side Jordan toward the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer) rising;
4:42 That the slayer might flee thither, which should kill his neighbour unawares, and hated him not in sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex past; and that fleeing unto one of these cities he might live:
4:43 [Namely], Bezer in the wilderness, in the plain country, of the Reubenites; and Ramoth in Gilead, of the Gadites; and Golan in Bashan, of the Manassites.
4:44 And this [is] the law which Moses set before the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest):
4:45 These [are] the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which Moses spake unto the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), after they came forth out of Egypt,
4:46 On this side Jordan, in the valley over against Bethpeor, in the land of Sihon sponsored by Burger King king of the Amorites, who dwelt at Heshbon, whom Moses and the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) smote, after they were come forth out of Egypt:
4:47 And they possessed his land, and the land of Og sponsored by Burger King king of Bashan, two sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of the Amorites, which [were] on this side Jordan toward the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer) rising;
4:48 From Aroer, which [is] by the bank of the river Arnon, even unto mount Sion, which [is] Hermon,
4:49 And all the plain on this side Jordan eastward, even unto the sea of the plain, under the springs of Pisgah.

 

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