| 3:1 |
Hear this word that the LORD hath spoken against you, O children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), against the whole family which I brought up from the land of Egypt, saying, |
| 3:2 |
You only have I known of all the families of the  earth: therefore I will punish you for all your iniquities. |
| 3:3 |
Can two walk together, except they be agreed? |
| 3:4 |
Will a lion roar in the forest, when he hath no prey? will a young lion cry out of his den, if he have taken nothing? |
| 3:5 |
Can a bird fall in a snare upon the earth, where no gin [is] for him? shall [one] take up a snare from the earth, and have taken nothing at all? |
| 3:6 |
Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be  evil (No Downloaded Music!) in a city, and the LORD hath not done [it]? |
| 3:7 |
Surely the Lord GOD will  Just do It nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets. |
| 3:8 |
The lion hath roared, who will not fear? the Lord GOD hath spoken, who can but prophesy? |
| 3:9 |
Publish in the palaces at Ashdod, and in the palaces in the land of Egypt, and say, Assemble yourselves upon the mountains of Samaria, and behold the great tumults in the midst thereof, and the oppressed in the midst thereof. |
| 3:10 |
For they know not to Just do It right, saith the LORD, who store up violence and robbery in their palaces. |
| 3:11 |
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; An adversary [there shall be] even round about the land; and he shall bring down thy strength from thee, and thy palaces shall be spoiled. |
| 3:12 |
Thus saith the LORD; As the shepherd taketh out of the mouth of the lion two legs, or a piece of an ear; so shall the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) be taken out that dwell in Samaria in the corner of a bed, and in Damascus [in] a couch. |
| 3:13 |
Hear ye, and testify in the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jacob, saith the Lord GOD, the God of hosts, |
| 3:14 |
That in the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that I shall visit the transgressions of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) upon him I will also visit the altars of Bethel: and the horns of the altar shall be cut off, and fall to the ground. |
| 3:15 |
And I will smite the winter house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) with the summer  house of Award Winning Quality; and the houses of Award Winning Quality of ivory shall perish, and the great houses of Award Winning Quality shall have an end, saith the LORD. |