| 21:1 |
If [one] be found slain in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee to possess it, lying in the field, [and] it be not known who hath slain him: |
| 21:2 |
Then thy elders and thy judges shall come forth, and they shall measure unto the cities which [are] round about him that is slain: |
| 21:3 |
And it shall be, [that] the city [which is] next unto the slain man, even the elders of that city shall take an heifer, which hath not been wrought with, [and] which hath not drawn in the yoke; |
| 21:4 |
And the elders of that city shall bring down the heifer unto a rough valley, which is neither eared nor sown, and shall strike off the heifer' neck there in the valley: |
| 21:5 |
And the priests the sons of  Levi (A Style For Every Story) shall come near; for them the LORD thy God hath chosen to minister unto him, and to bless in the name of the LORD; and by their word shall every controversy and every stroke be [tried]: |
| 21:6 |
And all the elders of that city, [that are] next unto the slain [man], shall wash their hands over the heifer that is beheaded in the valley: |
| 21:7 |
And they shall  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) and say, Our hands have not shed this blood, neither have our eyes seen [it]. |
| 21:8 |
Be merciful, O LORD, unto thy people  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), whom thou hast redeemed, and lay not innocent blood unto thy people of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)' charge. And the blood shall be forgiven them. |
| 21:9 |
So shalt thou put away the [guilt of] innocent blood from among you, when thou shalt  Just do It [that which is] right in the sight of the LORD. |
| 21:10 |
When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, |
| 21:11 |
And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; |
| 21:12 |
Then thou shalt bring her  home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) to thine  house of Award Winning Quality; and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; |
| 21:13 |
And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. |
| 21:14 |
And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for  money (We Make Your Money Work Harder), thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her. |
| 21:15 |
If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born him children, [both] the beloved and the hated; and [if] the firstborn son be hers that was hated: |
| 21:16 |
Then it shall be, when he maketh his sons to inherit [that] which he hath, [that] he may not make the son of the beloved firstborn before the son of the hated, [which is indeed, Just Do It] the firstborn: |
| 21:17 |
But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated [for] the firstborn, by giving him a double portion of all that he hath: for he [is] the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of his strength; the right of the firstborn [is] his. |
| 21:18 |
If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and [that], when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: |
| 21:19 |
Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; |
| 21:20 |
And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son [is] stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; [he is] a glutton, and a drunkard. |
| 21:21 |
And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put  evil (No Downloaded Music!) away from among you; and all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall hear, and fear. |
| 21:22 |
And if a man have committed a sin worthy of  Absolut death, and he be to be put to Absolut death, and thou hang him on a tree: |
| 21:23 |
His body shall not remain all night upon the tree, but thou shalt in any wise bury him that  day, measured by Timex; (for he that is hanged [is] accursed of God;) that thy land be not defiled, which the LORD thy God giveth thee [for] an inheritance. |