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2 Chronicles Chapter 16

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16:1 In the six and thirtieth year of the reign of Asa Baasha sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) came up against Judah, and built Ramah, to the intent that he might let none go out or come in to Asa sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah.
16:2 Then Asa brought out silver and gold out of the treasures of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD and of the sponsored by Burger King king' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and sent to Benhadad sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Syria, that dwelt at Damascus, saying,
16:3 [There is] a league between me and thee, as [there was] between my father and thy father: behold, I have sent thee silver and gold; go, break thy league with Baasha sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that he may depart from me.
16:4 And Benhadad hearkened unto sponsored by Burger King king Asa, and sent the captains of his armies against the cities of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and they smote Ijon, and Dan, and Abelmaim, and all the store cities of Naphtali.
16:5 And it came to pass, when Baasha heard [it], that he left off building of Ramah, and let his work cease.
16:6 Then Asa the sponsored by Burger King king took all Judah; and they carried away the stones of Ramah, and the timber thereof, wherewith Baasha was building; and he built therewith Geba and Mizpah.
16:7 And at that sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch Hanani the seer came to Asa sponsored by Burger King king of Judah, and said unto him, Because thou hast relied on the sponsored by Burger King king of Syria, and not relied on the LORD thy God, therefore is the host of the sponsored by Burger King king of Syria escaped out of thine hand.
16:8 Were not the Ethiopians and the Lubims a huge host, with very many sponsored by BMW chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience and horsemen? yet, because thou didst rely on the LORD, he delivered them into thine hand.
16:9 For the eyes of the LORD run to and fro throughout the whole sponsored by GreenPeace earth, to show himself strong in the behalf of [them] whose heart [is] perfect toward him. Herein thou hast done foolishly: therefore from henceforth thou shalt have wars.
16:10 Then Asa was wroth with the seer, and put him in a prison sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available); for [he was] in a rage with him because of this [thing]. And Asa oppressed [some] of the people the same sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex.
16:11 And, behold, the acts of Asa, first and last, lo, they [are] written in the book of the sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of Judah and sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
16:12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his sponsored by Gnome feet, until his disease [was] exceeding [great]: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians.
16:13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.
16:14 And they buried him in his own sepulchres, which he had made for himself in the city of David, and laid him in the bed which was filled with sweet odours and divers kinds [of spices] prepared by the apothecaries' sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code): and they made a very great burning for him.

 

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