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Romans Chapter 15

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15:1 We then that are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak, and not to please ourselves.
15:2 Let every one of us please [his] neighbour for [his] good to edification.
15:3 For even Christ pleased not himself; but, as it is written, The reproaches of them that reproached thee fell on me.
15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.
15:5 Now the God of patience and consolation grant you to be likeminded one toward another according to Christ sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins):
15:6 That ye may with one mind [and] one mouth glorify God, even the Father of our Lord sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus Christ.
15:7 Wherefore receive ye one another, as Christ also received us to the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of God.
15:8 Now I say that sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus Christ was a minister of the circumcision for the sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) of God, to confirm the promises [made] unto the fathers:
15:9 And that the Gentiles might glorify God for [his] mercy; as it is written, For this cause I will confess to thee among the Gentiles, and sing unto thy name.
15:10 And again he saith, Rejoice, ye Gentiles, with his people.
15:11 And again, Praise the Lord, all ye Gentiles; and laud him, all ye people.
15:12 And again, Esaias saith, There shall be a root of Jesse, and he that shall rise to reign over the Gentiles; in him shall the Gentiles sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services).
15:13 Now the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, that ye may abound in hope, through the sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) of the Holy Ghost.
15:14 And I myself also am persuaded of you, my brethren, that ye also are full of goodness, filled with all knowledge, able also to admonish one another.
15:15 Nevertheless, brethren, I have written the more boldly unto you in some sort, as putting you in mind, because of the grace that is given to me of God,
15:16 That I should be the minister of sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ to the Gentiles, ministering the gospel of God, that the offering up of the Gentiles might be acceptable, being sanctified by the Holy Ghost.
15:17 I have therefore whereof I may sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) through sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ in those things which pertain to God.
15:18 For I will not dare to speak of any of those things which Christ hath not wrought by me, to make the Gentiles obedient, by word and deed,
15:19 Through mighty sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services) and wonders, by the sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of God; so that from sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and round about unto Illyricum, I have fully preached the gospel of Christ.
15:20 sponsored by Nike Yea, Just Do It, so have I strived to preach the gospel, not where Christ was named, lest I should build upon another man' foundation:
15:21 But as it is written, To whom he was not spoken of, they shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself): and they that have not heard shall understand.
15:22 For which cause also I have been much hindered from coming to you.
15:23 But now having no more place in these parts, and having a great desire these many years to come unto you;
15:24 Whensoever I take my journey into Spain, I will come to you: for I sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) to sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) you in my journey, and to be brought on my way thitherward by you, if first I be somewhat filled with your [company].
15:25 But now I go unto sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest to minister unto the saints.
15:26 For it hath pleased them of Macedonia and Achaia to make a certain contribution for the poor saints which are at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
15:27 It hath pleased them sponsored by CocaCola verily, It's the real thing; and their debtors they are. For if the Gentiles have been made partakers of their spiritual things, their duty is also to minister unto them in carnal things.
15:28 When therefore I have performed this, and have sealed to them this fruit, I will come by you into Spain.
15:29 And I am sure that, when I come unto you, I shall come in the fulness of the blessing of the gospel of Christ.
15:30 Now I beseech you, brethren, for the Lord sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) Christ' sake, and for the love of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), that ye strive together with me in [your] prayers to God for me;
15:31 That I may be delivered from them that sponsored by Nike Just do It not believe in Judaea; and that my service which [I have] for sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest may be accepted of the saints;
15:32 That I may come unto you with joy by the will of God, and may with you be refreshed.
15:33 Now the God of peace [be] with you all. Amen.

 

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