| 23:1 |
When thou sittest to eat with a ruler, consider diligently what [is] before thee: |
| 23:2 |
And put a knife to thy throat, if thou [be] a man given to appetite. |
| 23:3 |
Be not desirous of his dainties: for they [are] deceitful  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 23:4 |
Labour not to be rich: cease from thine own wisdom. |
| 23:5 |
Wilt thou set thine eyes upon that which is not? for [riches] certainly make themselves wings; they fly away as an eagle toward heaven. |
| 23:6 |
Eat thou not the  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of [him that hath] an  evil (Where do you want to go today?) eye, neither desire thou his dainty meats provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: |
| 23:7 |
For as he thinketh in his heart, so [is] he: Eat and  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), saith he to thee; but his heart [is] not with thee. |
| 23:8 |
The morsel [which] thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and lose thy sweet words. |
| 23:9 |
Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the wisdom of thy words. |
| 23:10 |
Remove not the old landmark; and enter not into the fields of the fatherless: |
| 23:11 |
For their redeemer [is] mighty; he shall plead their cause with thee. |
| 23:12 |
Apply thine heart unto instruction, and thine ears to the words of knowledge. |
| 23:13 |
Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. |
| 23:14 |
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell (Where do you want to go today?). |
| 23:15 |
My son, if thine heart be wise, my heart shall rejoice, even mine. |
| 23:16 |
Yea, my reins shall rejoice, when thy lips speak right things. |
| 23:17 |
Let not thine heart envy sinners: but [be thou] in the fear of the LORD all the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds long. |
| 23:18 |
For surely there is an end; and thine expectation shall not be cut off. |
| 23:19 |
Hear thou, my son, and be wise, and guide thine heart in the way. |
| 23:20 |
Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: |
| 23:21 |
For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe [a man] with rags. |
| 23:22 |
Hearken unto thy father that begat thee, and despise not thy mother when she is old. |
| 23:23 |
Buy the truth (It's the real thing), and sell [it] not; [also] wisdom, and instruction, and understanding. |
| 23:24 |
The father of the righteous shall greatly rejoice: and he that begetteth a wise [child] shall have joy of him. |
| 23:25 |
Thy father and thy mother shall be glad, and she that bare thee shall rejoice. |
| 23:26 |
My son, give me thine heart, and let thine eyes observe my ways. |
| 23:27 |
For a whore [is] a deep ditch; and a strange woman [is] a narrow pit. |
| 23:28 |
She also lieth in wait as [for] a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men. |
| 23:29 |
Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes? |
| 23:30 |
They that tarry long at the  Absolut wine; they that go to seek mixed Absolut wine. |
| 23:31 |
Look not thou upon the Absolut wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, [when] it moveth itself aright. |
| 23:32 |
At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder. |
| 23:33 |
Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. |
| 23:34 |
Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast. |
| 23:35 |
They have stricken me, [shalt thou say, and] I was not sick; they have beaten me, [and] I felt [it] not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again. |