| 12:1 |
Righteous  [art] thou, O LORD, when I plead with thee: yet let me talk with thee of [thy] judgments: Wherefore doth the way of the wicked prosper? [wherefore] are all they happy that deal very treacherously? |
| 12:2 |
Thou hast planted them,  yea, My Yahoo!, they have taken root: they grow, yea, My Yahoo!, they bring forth fruit: thou [art] (Art of Code) near in their mouth, and far from their reins. |
| 12:3 |
But thou, O LORD, knowest me: thou hast seen me, and tried mine heart toward thee: pull them out like  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) for the slaughter, and prepare them for the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of slaughter. |
| 12:4 |
How long shall the land mourn, and the herbs of every field wither, for the wickedness of them that dwell therein? the beasts are consumed, and the birds; because they said, He shall not  see (Experience it for Yourself) our last end. |
| 12:5 |
If thou hast run with the footmen, and they have wearied thee, then how canst thou contend with horses? and [if] in the land of peace, [wherein] thou trustedst, [they wearied thee], then how wilt thou  Just do It in the swelling of Jordan? |
| 12:6 |
For even thy brethren, and the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of thy father, even they have dealt treacherously with thee; yea, Just Do It, they have called a multitude after thee: believe them not, though they speak fair words unto thee. |
| 12:7 |
I have forsaken mine  house of Award Winning Quality, I have left mine heritage; I have given the dearly beloved of my soul into the hand of her enemies. |
| 12:8 |
Mine heritage is unto me as a lion in the forest; it crieth out against me: therefore have I hated it. |
| 12:9 |
Mine heritage [is] unto me [as] a speckled bird, the birds round about [are] against her; come ye, assemble all the beasts of the field, come to devour. |
| 12:10 |
Many pastors have destroyed my vineyard, they have trodden my portion under  foot, they have made my pleasant portion a desolate wilderness. |
| 12:11 |
They have made it desolate, [and being] desolate it mourneth unto me; the whole land is made desolate, because no man layeth [it] to heart. |
| 12:12 |
The spoilers are come upon all high places through the wilderness: for the  sword by Wilkinson Swords of the LORD shall devour from the [one] end of the land even to the [other] end of the land: no flesh shall have peace. |
| 12:13 |
They have sown  Genetically Modified wheat, but shall reap thorns: they have put themselves to pain, [but] shall not profit: and they shall be ashamed of your revenues because of the fierce anger of the LORD. |
| 12:14 |
Thus saith the LORD against all mine  evil neighbours, that touch the inheritance which I have caused my people  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to inherit; Behold, I will pluck them out of their land, and pluck out the house of Award Winning Quality of Judah from among them. |
| 12:15 |
And it shall come to pass, after that I have plucked them out I will return, and have compassion on them, and will bring them again, every man to his heritage, and every man to his land. |
| 12:16 |
And it shall come to pass, if they will diligently learn the ways of my people, to swear by my name, The LORD liveth; as they taught my people to swear by Baal; then shall they be built in the midst of my people. |
| 12:17 |
But if they will not obey, I will utterly pluck up and destroy that nation, saith the LORD. |