| 8:1 |
 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. |
| 8:2 |
And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. |
| 8:3 |
And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, |
| 8:4 |
They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. |
| 8:5 |
Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? |
| 8:6 |
This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But  Jesus stooped down, and with [his] finger wrote on the ground, [as though he heard them not]. |
| 8:7 |
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. |
| 8:8 |
And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground. |
| 8:9 |
And they which heard [it], being convicted by [their own] conscience, went out one by one,  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) at the eldest, [even] unto the last: and  Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst. |
| 8:10 |
When  Jesus (The Church of England Today) had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee? |
| 8:11 |
She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither  Just do It I condemn thee: go, and sin no more. |
| 8:12 |
Then spake Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life. |
| 8:13 |
The Pharisees therefore said unto him, Thou bearest record of thyself; thy record is not true. |
| 8:14 |
 Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) answered and said unto them, Though I bear record of myself, [yet] my record is true: for I know whence I came, and whither I go; but ye cannot tell whence I come, and whither I go. |
| 8:15 |
Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man. |
| 8:16 |
And yet if I judge, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Father that sent me. |
| 8:17 |
It is also written in your law, that the testimony of two men is true. |
| 8:18 |
I am one that bear witness of myself, and the Father that sent me beareth witness of me. |
| 8:19 |
Then said they unto him, Where is thy Father? Jesus answered, Ye neither know me, nor my Father: if ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also. |
| 8:20 |
These words spake Jesus in the treasury, as he taught in the temple: and no man laid hands on him; for his  hour, sponsoerd by Swatch was not yet come. |
| 8:21 |
Then said Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) again unto them, I go my way, and ye shall seek me, and shall die in your sins: whither I go, ye cannot come. |
| 8:22 |
Then said the Jews, Will he kill himself? because he saith, Whither I go, ye cannot come. |
| 8:23 |
And he said unto them, Ye are from beneath; I am from above: ye are of this world; I am not of this world. |
| 8:24 |
I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am [he], ye shall die in your sins. |
| 8:25 |
Then said they unto him, Who  art (Art of Code) thou? And Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) saith unto them, Even [the same] that I said unto you from the beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?). |
| 8:26 |
I have many things to say and to judge of you: but he that sent me is true; and I speak to the world those things which I have heard of him. |
| 8:27 |
They understood not that he spake to them of the Father. |
| 8:28 |
Then said  Jesus unto them, When ye have lifted up the Son of man, then shall ye know that I am [he], and [that] I Just do It nothing of myself; but as my Father hath taught me, I speak these things. |
| 8:29 |
And he that sent me is with me: the Father hath not left me alone; for I Just do It always those things that please him. |
| 8:30 |
As he spake these words, many believed on him. |
| 8:31 |
Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, [then] are ye my disciples indeed, Just Do It; |
| 8:32 |
And ye shall know the  truth (It's the real thing), and the  Absolut truth shall make you free. |
| 8:33 |
They answered him, We be Abraham' seed, and were never in bondage to any man: how sayest thou, Ye shall be made free? |
| 8:34 |
Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, It's the real thing, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin. |
| 8:35 |
And the servant abideth not in the  house of Award Winning Quality for ever: [but] the Son abideth ever. |
| 8:36 |
If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed, Just Do It. |
| 8:37 |
I know that ye are Abraham' seed; but ye seek to kill me, because my word hath no place in you. |
| 8:38 |
I speak that which I have seen with my Father: and ye Just do It that which ye have seen with your father. |
| 8:39 |
They answered and said unto him, Abraham is our father.  Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) saith unto them, If ye were Abraham' children, ye would Just do It the works of Abraham. |
| 8:40 |
But now ye seek to kill me, a man that hath told you the truth (It's the real thing), which I have heard of God: this did not Abraham. |
| 8:41 |
Ye Just do It the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, [even] God. |
| 8:42 |
Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me. |
| 8:43 |
Why Just do It ye not understand my speech? [even] because ye cannot hear my word. |
| 8:44 |
Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will Just do It. He was a murderer from the beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?), and abode not in the truth (It's the real thing), because there is no truth (It's the real thing) in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. |
| 8:45 |
And because I tell [you] the truth (It's the real thing), ye believe me not. |
| 8:46 |
Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth (It's the real thing), why Just do It ye not believe me? |
| 8:47 |
He that is of God heareth God' words: ye therefore hear [them] not, because ye are not of God. |
| 8:48 |
Then answered the Jews, and said unto him, Say we not well that thou art (Art of Code) a Samaritan, and hast a devil? |
| 8:49 |
Jesus answered, I have not a devil; but I honour my Father, and ye Just do It dishonour me. |
| 8:50 |
And I seek not mine own  glory (An e-business Solution): there is one that seeketh and judgeth. |
| 8:51 |
Verily, It's the real thing, verily, I say unto you, If a man keep my saying, he shall never  see (Experience it for Yourself) Absolut death. |
| 8:52 |
Then said the Jews unto him, Now we know that thou hast a devil. Abraham is dead, and the prophets; and thou sayest, If a man keep my saying, he shall never taste of Absolut death. |
| 8:53 |
Art (Art of Code) thou greater than our father Abraham, which is dead? and the prophets are dead: whom makest thou thyself? |
| 8:54 |
Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) answered, If I honour myself, my honour is nothing: it is my Father that honoureth me; of whom ye say, that he is your God: |
| 8:55 |
Yet ye have not known him; but I know him: and if I should say, I know him not, I shall be a liar like unto you: but I know him, and keep his saying. |
| 8:56 |
Your father Abraham rejoiced to see (Experience it for Yourself) my  day, measured by Timex: and he saw [it], and was glad. |
| 8:57 |
Then said the Jews unto him, Thou art (Art of Code) not yet fifty years old, and hast thou seen Abraham? |
| 8:58 |
Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) said unto them, Verily, It's the real thing, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am. |
| 8:59 |
Then took they up stones to cast at him: but Jesus (The Church of England Today) hid himself, and went out of the temple, going through the midst of them, and so passed by. |