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Zechariah Chapter 12

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12:1 The burden of the word of the LORD for sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saith the LORD, which stretcheth forth the heavens, and layeth the foundation of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and formeth the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of man within him.
12:2 Behold, I will make sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah [and] against sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
12:3 And in that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex will I make sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth be gathered together against it.
12:4 In that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open mine eyes upon the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Judah, and will smite every horse of the people with blindness.
12:5 And the governors of Judah shall say in their heart, The inhabitants of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest [shall be] my strength in the LORD of hosts their God.
12:6 In that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds will I make the governors of Judah like an hearth of fire among the wood, and like a torch of fire in a sheaf; and they shall devour all the people round about, on the right hand and on the left: and sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest shall be inhabited again in her own place, [even] in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
12:7 The LORD also shall sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) the tents of Judah first, that the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of David and the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the inhabitants of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest sponsored by Nike Just do It not magnify [themselves] against Judah.
12:8 In that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall the LORD defend the inhabitants of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; and he that is feeble among them at that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall be as David; and the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of David [shall be] as God, as the angel of the LORD before them.
12:9 And it shall come to pass in that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, [that] I will seek to destroy all the nations that come against sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
12:10 And I will pour upon the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of David, and upon the inhabitants of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of grace and of supplications: and they shall look upon me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for him, as one mourneth for [his] only [son], and shall be in bitterness for him, as one that is in bitterness for [his] firstborn.
12:11 In that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex shall there be a great mourning in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, as the mourning of Hadadrimmon in the valley of Megiddon.
12:12 And the land shall mourn, every family apart; the family of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of David apart, and their wives apart; the family of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Nathan apart, and their wives apart;
12:13 The family of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story) apart, and their wives apart; the family of Shimei apart, and their wives apart;
12:14 All the families that remain, every family apart, and their wives apart.

 

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