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Jeremiah Chapter 45

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45:1 The word that Jeremiah the prophet spake unto Baruch the son of Neriah, when he had written these words in a book at the mouth of Jeremiah, in the fourth year of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah, saying,
45:2 Thus saith the LORD, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), unto thee, O Baruch;
45:3 Thou didst say, Woe is me now! for the LORD hath added grief to my sorrow; I fainted in my sighing, and I find no rest.
45:4 Thus shalt thou say unto him, The LORD saith thus; Behold, [that] which I have built will I break down, and that which I have planted I will pluck up, even this whole land.
45:5 And seekest thou great things for thyself? seek [them] not: for, behold, I will bring sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) upon all flesh, saith the LORD: but thy life will I give unto thee for a prey in all places whither thou goest.

 

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