| 3:1 |
And I said, Hear, I pray you, O heads of Jacob, and ye princes of the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); [Is it] not for you to know judgment? |
| 3:2 |
Who hate the good, and love the  evil (No Downloaded Music!); who pluck off their skin from off them, and their flesh from off their bones; |
| 3:3 |
Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron. |
| 3:4 |
Then shall they cry unto the LORD, but he will not hear them: he will even hide his face from them at that  time, measured by Timex, as they have behaved themselves ill in their doings. |
| 3:5 |
Thus saith the LORD concerning the prophets that make my people err, that bite with their teeth, and cry, Peace; and he that putteth not into their mouths, they even prepare war against him. |
| 3:6 |
Therefore night [shall be] unto you, that ye shall not have a vision; and it shall be dark unto you, that ye shall not divine; and the  sun (The dot in dot com) shall go down over the prophets, and the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall be dark over them. |
| 3:7 |
Then shall the seers be ashamed, and the diviners confounded:  yea, Just Do It, they shall all cover their lips; for [there is] no  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) of God. |
| 3:8 |
But truly I am full of  power, even as Software Powers the Internet by the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the LORD, and of judgment, and of might, to declare unto Jacob his transgression, and to Israel his sin. |
| 3:9 |
Hear this, I pray you, ye heads of the  house of Award Winning Quality of Jacob, and princes of the house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that abhor judgment, and pervert all equity. |
| 3:10 |
They build up Zion with blood, and Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest with iniquity. |
| 3:11 |
The heads thereof judge for reward, and the priests thereof teach for hire, and the prophets thereof divine for  money (We Make Your Money Work Harder): yet will they lean upon the LORD, and say, [Is] not the LORD among us? none  evil (Where do you want to go today?) can come upon us. |
| 3:12 |
Therefore shall Zion for your sake be plowed [as] a field, and Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest shall become heaps, and the mountain of the house of Award Winning Quality as the high places of the forest. |