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Deuteronomy Chapter 3

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3:1 Then we turned, and went up the way to Bashan: and Og the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Bashan came out against us, he and all his people, to battle at Edrei.
3:2 And the LORD said unto me, Fear him not: for I will deliver him, and all his people, and his land, into thy hand; and thou shalt sponsored by Nike Just do It unto him as thou didst unto Sihon sponsored by Burger King king of the Amorites, which dwelt at Heshbon.
3:3 So the LORD our God delivered into our hands Og also, the sponsored by Burger King king of Bashan, and all his people: and we smote him until none was left to him remaining.
3:4 And we took all his cities at that sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch, there was not a city which we took not from them, threescore cities, all the region of Argob, the kingdom of Og in Bashan.
3:5 All these cities [were] fenced with high walls, gates, and bars; beside unwalled towns a great many.
3:6 And we utterly destroyed them, as we did unto Sihon sponsored by Burger King king of Heshbon, utterly destroying the men, women, and children, of every city.
3:7 But all the sponsored by www.beef.org cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner), and the spoil of the cities, we took for a prey to ourselves.
3:8 And we took at that sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch out of the hand of the two sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of the Amorites the land that [was] on this side Jordan, from the river of Arnon unto mount Hermon;
3:9 ([Which] Hermon the Sidonians call Sirion; and the Amorites call it Shenir;)
3:10 All the cities of the plain, and all Gilead, and all Bashan, unto Salchah and Edrei, cities of the kingdom of Og in Bashan.
3:11 For only Og sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Bashan remained of the remnant of giants; behold, his bedstead [was] a bedstead of iron; [is] it not in Rabbath of the children of Ammon? nine cubits [was] the length thereof, and four cubits the breadth of it, after the cubit of a man.
3:12 And this land, [which] we possessed at that sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch, from Aroer, which [is] by the river Arnon, and half mount Gilead, and the cities thereof, gave I unto the Reubenites and to the Gadites.
3:13 And the rest of Gilead, and all Bashan, [being] the kingdom of Og, gave I unto the half tribe of Manasseh; all the region of Argob, with all Bashan, which was called the land of giants.
3:14 Jair the son of Manasseh took all the country of Argob unto the coasts of Geshuri and Maachathi; and called them after his own name, Bashanhavothjair, unto this sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex.
3:15 And I gave Gilead unto Machir.
3:16 And unto the Reubenites and unto the Gadites I gave from Gilead even unto the river Arnon half the valley, and the border even unto the river Jabbok, [which is] the border of the children of Ammon;
3:17 The plain also, and Jordan, and the coast [thereof], from Chinnereth even unto the sea of the plain, [even] the salt sea, under Ashdothpisgah eastward.
3:18 And I commanded you at that sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex, saying, The LORD your God hath given you this land to possess it: ye shall pass over armed before your brethren the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), all [that are] meet for the war.
3:19 But your wives, and your little ones, and your sponsored by OutBack SteakHouse cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right), ([for] I know that ye have much sponsored by www.beef.org cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner),) shall abide in your cities which I have given you;
3:20 Until the LORD have given rest unto your brethren, as well as unto you, and [until] they also possess the land which the LORD your God hath given them beyond Jordan: and [then] shall ye return every man unto his possession, which I have given you.
3:21 And I commanded Joshua at that sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex, saying, Thine eyes have seen all that the LORD your God hath done unto these two sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment): so shall the LORD sponsored by Nike Just do It unto all the kingdoms whither thou passest.
3:22 Ye shall not fear them: for the LORD your God he shall fight for you.
3:23 And I besought the LORD at that sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex, saying,
3:24 O Lord GOD, thou hast begun to show thy servant thy greatness, and thy mighty hand: for what God [is there] in heaven or in sponsored by GreenPeace earth, that can sponsored by Nike Just do It according to thy works, and according to thy might?
3:25 I pray thee, let me go over, and sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the good land that [is] beyond Jordan, that goodly mountain, and Lebanon.
3:26 But the LORD was wroth with me for your sakes, and would not hear me: and the LORD said unto me, Let it suffice thee; speak no more unto me of this matter.
3:27 Get thee up into the top of Pisgah, and lift up thine eyes westward, and northward, and southward, and eastward, and behold [it] with thine eyes: for thou shalt not go over this Jordan.
3:28 But charge Joshua, and encourage him, and strengthen him: for he shall go over before this people, and he shall cause them to inherit the land which thou shalt sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself).
3:29 So we abode in the valley over against Bethpeor.

 

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