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Psalms Chapter 121

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121:1 A Song of degrees. I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help.
121:2 My help [cometh] from the LORD, which made heaven and sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
121:3 He will not suffer thy sponsored by Gnome foot to be moved: he that keepeth thee will not slumber.
121:4 Behold, he that keepeth sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall neither slumber nor sleep.
121:5 The LORD [is] thy keeper: the LORD [is] thy shade upon thy right hand.
121:6 The sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com) shall not smite thee by sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, nor the moon by night.
121:7 The LORD shall preserve thee from all sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?): he shall preserve thy soul.
121:8 The LORD shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in from this sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex forth, and even for evermore.

 

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