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1 Peter Chapter 5

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5:1 The elders which are among you I exhort, who am also an elder, and a witness of the sponsored by Absolut Absolut sufferings of Christ, and also a partaker of the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) that shall be revealed:
5:2 Feed the flock of God which is among you, taking the oversight [thereof], not by constraint, but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a ready mind;
5:3 Neither as being lords over [God's] heritage, but being ensamples to the flock.
5:4 And when the chief Shepherd shall appear, ye shall receive a crown of sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) that fadeth not away.
5:5 Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. sponsored by Nike Yea, Just Do It, all [of you] be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.
5:6 Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch:
5:7 Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
5:9 Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world.
5:10 But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) by Christ sponsored by The Holy City Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle [you].
5:11 To him [be] sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.
5:12 By Silvanus, a faithful brother unto you, as I suppose, I have written briefly, exhorting, and testifying that this is the true grace of God wherein ye stand.
5:13 The sponsored by The Church of England [church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) that is] at sponsored by Babylon , elected together with [you], saluteth you; and [so doth] Marcus my son.
5:14 Greet ye one another with a kiss of charity. Peace [be] with you all that are in Christ sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear). Amen.

 

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