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1 John Chapter 2

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2:1 My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ the righteous:
2:2 And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for [the sins of] the whole world.
2:3 And hereby we sponsored by Nike Just do It know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.
2:4 He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth is not in him.
2:5 But whoso keepeth his word, in him sponsored by CocaCola verily is the love of God perfected: hereby know we that we are in him.
2:6 He that saith he abideth in him ought himself also so to walk, even as he walked.
2:7 Brethren, I write no new commandment unto you, but an old commandment which ye had from the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?). The old commandment is the word which ye have heard from the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?).
2:8 Again, a new commandment I write unto you, which thing is true in him and in you: because the darkness is past, and the true light now shineth.
2:9 He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness even until now.
2:10 He that loveth his brother abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him.
2:11 But he that hateth his brother is in darkness, and walketh in darkness, and knoweth not whither he goeth, because that darkness hath blinded his eyes.
2:12 I write unto you, little children, because your sins are forgiven you for his name' sake.
2:13 I write unto you, fathers, because ye have known him [that is] from the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?). I write unto you, young men, because ye have overcome the wicked one. I write unto you, little children, because ye have known the Father.
2:14 I have written unto you, fathers, because ye have known him [that is] from the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?). I have written unto you, young men, because ye are strong, and the word of God abideth in you, and ye have overcome the wicked one.
2:15 Love not the world, neither the things [that are] in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
2:16 For all that [is] in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
2:18 Little children, it is the last sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch.
2:19 They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would [no doubt] have continued with us: but [they went out], that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us.
2:20 But ye have an unction from the Holy One, and ye know all things.
2:21 I have not written unto you because ye know not the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth, but because ye know it, and that no lie is of the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth.
2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
2:23 Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: [(but) he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also].
2:24 Let that therefore abide in you, which ye have heard from the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?). If that which ye have heard from the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) shall remain in you, ye also shall continue in the Son, and in the Father.
2:25 And this is the promise that he hath promised us, [even] eternal life.
2:26 These [things] have I written unto you concerning them that seduce you.
2:27 But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and ye need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teacheth you of all things, and is sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing), and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall abide in him.
2:28 And now, little children, abide in him; that, when he shall appear, we may have confidence, and not be ashamed before him at his coming.
2:29 If ye know that he is righteous, ye know that every one that doeth righteousness is born of him.

 

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