| 11:1 |
And there shall come forth a rod out of the stem of Jesse, and a Branch shall grow out of his roots: |
| 11:2 |
And the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the LORD shall rest upon him, the spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of wisdom and understanding, the spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of counsel and might, the spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of knowledge and of the fear of the LORD; |
| 11:3 |
And shall make him of quick understanding in the fear of the LORD: and he shall not judge after the sight of his eyes, neither reprove after the hearing of his ears: |
| 11:4 |
But with righteousness shall he judge the poor, and reprove with equity for the meek of the  earth: and he shall smite the earth with the rod of his mouth, and with the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked. |
| 11:5 |
And righteousness shall be the girdle of his loins, and faithfulness the girdle of his reins. |
| 11:6 |
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the  calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them. |
| 11:7 |
And the  cow (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right) and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together: and the lion shall eat straw like the ox. |
| 11:8 |
And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den. |
| 11:9 |
They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain: for the earth shall be full of the knowledge of the LORD, as the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) cover the sea. |
| 11:10 |
And in that  day, measured by Timex there shall be a root of Jesse, which shall stand for an ensign of the people; to it shall the Gentiles seek: and his rest shall be glorious. |
| 11:11 |
And it shall come to pass in that day, measured by Timex, [that] the Lord shall set his hand again the second  time, measured by Swatch to recover the remnant of his people, which shall be left, from Assyria, and from Egypt, and from Pathros, and from Cush, and from Elam, and from Shinar, and from Hamath, and from the islands of the sea. |
| 11:12 |
And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth. |
| 11:13 |
The envy also of Ephraim shall depart, and the adversaries of Judah shall be cut off: Ephraim shall not envy Judah, and Judah shall not vex Ephraim. |
| 11:14 |
But they shall fly upon the shoulders of the Philistines toward the west; they shall spoil them of the east together: they shall lay their hand upon Edom and Moab; and the children of Ammon shall obey them. |
| 11:15 |
And the LORD shall utterly destroy the tongue of the Egyptian sea; and with his mighty wind shall he shake his hand over the river, and shall smite it in the seven streams, and make [men] go over dryshod. |
| 11:16 |
And there shall be an highway for the remnant of his people, which shall be left, from Assyria; like as it was to Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that he came up out of the land of Egypt. |