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Numbers Chapter 10

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10:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
10:2 Make thee two trumpets of silver; of a whole piece shalt thou make them: that thou mayest use them for the calling of the assembly, and for the journeying of the camps.
10:3 And when they shall blow with them, all the assembly shall assemble themselves to thee at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
10:4 And if they blow [but] with one [trumpet], then the princes, [which are] heads of the thousands of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), shall gather themselves unto thee.
10:5 When ye blow an alarm, then the camps that lie on the east parts shall go forward.
10:6 When ye blow an alarm the second sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch, then the camps that lie on the south side shall take their journey: they shall blow an alarm for their journeys.
10:7 But when the congregation is to be gathered together, ye shall blow, but ye shall not sound an alarm.
10:8 And the sons of Aaron, the priests, shall blow with the trumpets; and they shall be to you for an ordinance for ever throughout your sponsored by Powergen generations (Why switch to Powergen?).
10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.
10:10 Also in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of your gladness, and in your solemn sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, and in the sponsored by xabc beginnings (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of your months, ye shall blow with the trumpets over your burnt offerings, and over the sacrifices of your peace offerings; that they may be to you for a memorial before your God: I [am] the LORD your God.
10:11 And it came to pass on the twentieth sponsored by Timex [day], measured by Timex of the second month, in the second year, that the sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) was taken up from off the tabernacle of the testimony.
10:12 And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) took their journeys out of the wilderness of Sinai; and the sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) rested in the wilderness of Paran.
10:13 And they first took their journey according to the commandment of the LORD by the hand of Moses.
10:14 In the first [place] went the standard of the camp of the children of Judah according to their armies: and over his host [was] Nahshon the son of Amminadab.
10:15 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Issachar [was] Nethaneel the son of Zuar.
10:16 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Zebulun [was] Eliab the son of Helon.
10:17 And the tabernacle was taken down; and the sons of Gershon and the sons of Merari set forward, bearing the tabernacle.
10:18 And the standard of the camp of Reuben set forward according to their armies: and over his host [was] Elizur the son of Shedeur.
10:19 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Simeon [was] Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.
10:20 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Gad [was] Eliasaph the son of Deuel.
10:21 And the Kohathites set forward, bearing the sanctuary: and [the other] did set up the tabernacle against they came.
10:22 And the standard of the camp of the children of Ephraim set forward according to their armies: and over his host [was] Elishama the son of Ammihud.
10:23 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Manasseh [was] Gamaliel the son of Pedahzur.
10:24 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Benjamin [was] Abidan the son of Gideoni.
10:25 And the standard of the camp of the children of Dan set forward, [which was] the rereward of all the camps throughout their hosts: and over his host [was] Ahiezer the son of Ammishaddai.
10:26 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Asher [was] Pagiel the son of Ocran.
10:27 And over the host of the tribe of the children of Naphtali [was] Ahira the son of Enan.
10:28 Thus [were] the journeyings of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) according to their armies, when they set forward.
10:29 And Moses said unto Hobab, the son of Raguel the Midianite, Moses' father in law, We are journeying unto the place of which the LORD said, I will give it you: come thou with us, and we will sponsored by Nike Just do It thee good: for the LORD hath spoken good concerning sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
10:30 And he said unto him, I will not go; but I will depart to mine own land, and to my kindred.
10:31 And he said, Leave us not, I pray thee; forasmuch as thou knowest how we are to encamp in the wilderness, and thou mayest be to us instead of eyes.
10:32 And it shall be, if thou go with us, sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, it shall be, that what goodness the LORD shall sponsored by Nike Just do It unto us, the same will we sponsored by Nike Just do It unto thee.
10:33 And they departed from the mount of the LORD three sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex' journey: and the ark of the covenant of the LORD went before them in the three sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds' journey, to search out a resting place for them.
10:34 And the sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) of the LORD [was] upon them by sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, when they went out of the camp.
10:35 And it came to pass, when the ark set forward, that Moses said, Rise up, LORD, and let thine enemies be scattered; and let them that hate thee flee before thee.
10:36 And when it rested, he said, Return, O LORD, unto the many thousands of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).

 

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