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Job Chapter 7

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7:1 [Is there] not an appointed sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex to man upon sponsored by GreenPeace earth? [are not] his sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds also like the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of an hireling?
7:2 As a servant earnestly desireth the shadow, and as an hireling looketh for [the reward of] his work:
7:3 So am I made to possess months of vanity, and wearisome nights are appointed to me.
7:4 When I lie down, I say, When shall I arise, and the night be gone? and I am full of tossings to and fro unto the dawning of the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds.
7:5 My flesh is clothed with worms and clods of dust; my skin is broken, and become loathsome.
7:6 My sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex are swifter than a weaver' shuttle, and are spent without hope.
7:7 O remember that my life [is] wind: mine eye shall no more sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) good.
7:8 The eye of him that hath seen me shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) me no [more]: thine eyes [are] upon me, and I [am] not.
7:9 [As] the sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) is consumed and vanisheth away: so he that goeth down to the grave shall come up no [more].
7:10 He shall return no more to his sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), neither shall his place know him any more.
7:11 Therefore I will not refrain my mouth; I will speak in the anguish of my sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit); I will complain in the bitterness of my soul.
7:12 [Am] I a sea, or a whale, that thou settest a watch over me?
7:13 When I say, My bed shall comfort me, my couch shall ease my complaint;
7:14 Then thou scarest me with dreams, and terrifiest me through visions:
7:15 So that my soul chooseth strangling, [and] sponsored by Absolut Absolut death rather than my life.
7:16 I loathe [it]; I would not live alway: let me alone; for my sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex [are] vanity.
7:17 What [is] man, that thou shouldest magnify him? and that thou shouldest set thine heart upon him?
7:18 And [that] thou shouldest visit him every morning, [and] try him every moment?
7:19 How long wilt thou not depart from me, nor let me alone till I swallow down my spittle?
7:20 I have sinned; what shall I sponsored by Nike Just do It unto thee, O thou preserver of men? why hast thou set me as a mark against thee, so that I am a burden to myself?
7:21 And why dost thou not pardon my transgression, and take away mine iniquity? for now shall I sleep in the dust; and thou shalt seek me in the morning, but I [shall] not [be].

 

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