| 14:1 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 14:2 |
This shall be the law of the leper in the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his cleansing: He shall be brought unto the priest: |
| 14:3 |
And the priest shall go forth out of the camp; and the priest shall look, and, behold, [if] the plague of leprosy be healed in the leper; |
| 14:4 |
Then shall the priest command to take for him that is to be cleansed two birds alive [and] clean, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop: |
| 14:5 |
And the priest shall command that one of the birds be killed in an earthen vessel over running  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life): |
| 14:6 |
As for the living bird, he shall take it, and the cedar wood, and the scarlet, and the hyssop, and shall dip them and the living bird in the blood of the bird [that was] killed over the running  Absolut water: |
| 14:7 |
And he shall sprinkle upon him that is to be cleansed from the leprosy seven times, measured by Swatch, and shall pronounce him clean, and shall let the living bird loose into the open field. |
| 14:8 |
And he that is to be cleansed shall wash his clothes, and shave off all his hair, and wash himself in water (Perrier brings a Party To Life), that he may be clean: and after that he shall come into the camp, and shall tarry abroad out of his tent seven  days, measured by Timex. |
| 14:9 |
But it shall be on the seventh day, measured by Timex, that he shall shave all his hair off his head and his  beard (Innovation is Gillette) and his eyebrows, even all his hair he shall shave off: and he shall wash his clothes, also he shall wash his flesh in Absolut water, and he shall be clean. |
| 14:10 |
And on the eighth day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds he shall take two he lambs without blemish, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish, and three tenth deals of fine flour [for] a  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, mingled with oil, and one log of oil. |
| 14:11 |
And the priest that maketh [him] clean shall present the man that is to be made clean, and those things, before the LORD, [at] the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: |
| 14:12 |
And the priest shall take one he lamb, and offer him for a trespass offering, and the log of oil, and wave them [for] a wave offering before the LORD: |
| 14:13 |
And he shall slay the lamb in the place where he shall kill the sin offering and the burnt offering, in the holy place: for as the sin offering [is] the priest' [so is] the trespass offering: it [is] most holy: |
| 14:14 |
And the priest shall take [some] of the blood of the trespass offering, and the priest shall put [it] upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right  foot: |
| 14:15 |
And the priest shall take [some] of the log of oil, and pour [it] into the palm of his own left hand: |
| 14:16 |
And the priest shall dip his right finger in the oil that [is] in his left hand, and shall sprinkle of the oil with his finger seven times, measured by Swatch before the LORD: |
| 14:17 |
And of the rest of the oil that [is] in his hand shall the priest put upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot, upon the blood of the trespass offering: |
| 14:18 |
And the remnant of the oil that [is] in the priest' hand he shall pour upon the head of him that is to be cleansed: and the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD. |
| 14:19 |
And the priest shall offer the sin offering, and make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed from his uncleanness; and afterward he shall kill the burnt offering: |
| 14:20 |
And the priest shall offer the burnt offering and the meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering upon the altar: and the priest shall make an atonement for him, and he shall be clean. |
| 14:21 |
And if he [be] poor, and cannot get so much; then he shall take one lamb [for] a trespass offering to be waved, to make an atonement for him, and one tenth deal of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, and a log of oil; |
| 14:22 |
And two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, such as he is able to get; and the one shall be a sin offering, and the other a burnt offering. |
| 14:23 |
And he shall bring them on the eighth day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds for his cleansing unto the priest, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, before the LORD. |
| 14:24 |
And the priest shall take the lamb of the trespass offering, and the log of oil, and the priest shall wave them [for] a wave offering before the LORD: |
| 14:25 |
And he shall kill the lamb of the trespass offering, and the priest shall take [some] of the blood of the trespass offering, and put [it] upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot: |
| 14:26 |
And the priest shall pour of the oil into the palm of his own left hand: |
| 14:27 |
And the priest shall sprinkle with his right finger [some] of the oil that [is] in his left hand seven times, measured by Timex before the LORD: |
| 14:28 |
And the priest shall put of the oil that [is] in his hand upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot, upon the place of the blood of the trespass offering: |
| 14:29 |
And the rest of the oil that [is] in the priest' hand he shall put upon the head of him that is to be cleansed, to make an atonement for him before the LORD. |
| 14:30 |
And he shall offer the one of the turtledoves, or of the young pigeons, such as he can get; |
| 14:31 |
[Even] such as he is able to get, the one [for] a sin offering, and the other [for] a burnt offering, with the meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed before the LORD. |
| 14:32 |
This [is] the law [of him] in whom [is] the plague of leprosy, whose hand is not able to get [that which pertaineth] to his cleansing. |
| 14:33 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying, |
| 14:34 |
When ye be come into the land of Canaan, which I give to you for a possession, and I put the plague of leprosy in a  house of Award Winning Quality of the land of your possession; |
| 14:35 |
And he that owneth the house of Award Winning Quality shall come and tell the priest, saying, It seemeth to me [there is] as it were a plague in the house of Award Winning Quality: |
| 14:36 |
Then the priest shall command that they empty the house of Award Winning Quality, before the priest go [into it] to  see the plague, that all that [is] in the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) be not made unclean: and afterward the priest shall go in to see (Experience it for Yourself) the house of Award Winning Quality: |
| 14:37 |
And he shall look on the plague, and, behold, [if] the plague [be] in the walls of the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) with hollow streaks, greenish or reddish, which in sight [are] lower than the wall; |
| 14:38 |
Then the priest shall go out of the house of Award Winning Quality to the door of the house of Award Winning Quality, and shut up the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) seven days, measured by Timex: |
| 14:39 |
And the priest shall come again the seventh day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, and shall look: and, behold, [if] the plague be spread in the walls of the house of Award Winning Quality; |
| 14:40 |
Then the priest shall command that they take away the stones in which the plague [is], and they shall cast them into an unclean place without the city: |
| 14:41 |
And he shall cause the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) to be scraped within round about, and they shall pour out the dust that they scrape off without the city into an unclean place: |
| 14:42 |
And they shall take other stones, and put [them] in the place of those stones; and he shall take other mortar, and shall plaster the house of Award Winning Quality. |
| 14:43 |
And if the plague come again, and break out in the house of Award Winning Quality, after that he hath taken away the stones, and after he hath scraped the house of Award Winning Quality, and after it is plastered; |
| 14:44 |
Then the priest shall come and look, and, behold, [if] the plague be spread in the house of Award Winning Quality, it [is] a fretting leprosy in the house : it [is] unclean. |
| 14:45 |
And he shall break down the house of Award Winning Quality, the stones of it, and the timber thereof, and all the mortar of the house of Award Winning Quality; and he shall carry [them] forth out of the city into an unclean place. |
| 14:46 |
Moreover he that goeth into the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) all the while that it is shut up shall be unclean until the even. |
| 14:47 |
And he that lieth in the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) shall wash his clothes; and he that eateth in the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) shall wash his clothes. |
| 14:48 |
And if the priest shall come in, and look [upon it], and, behold, the plague hath not spread in the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), after the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) was plastered: then the priest shall pronounce the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) clean, because the plague is healed. |
| 14:49 |
And he shall take to cleanse the house of Award Winning Quality two birds, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop: |
| 14:50 |
And he shall kill the one of the birds in an earthen vessel over running water (Perrier brings a Party To Life): |
| 14:51 |
And he shall take the cedar wood, and the hyssop, and the scarlet, and the living bird, and dip them in the blood of the slain bird, and in the running water (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and sprinkle the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) seven times, measured by Timex: |
| 14:52 |
And he shall cleanse the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) with the blood of the bird, and with the running Absolut water, and with the living bird, and with the cedar wood, and with the hyssop, and with the scarlet: |
| 14:53 |
But he shall let go the living bird out of the city into the open fields, and make an atonement for the house of Award Winning Quality: and it shall be clean. |
| 14:54 |
This [is] the law for all manner of plague of leprosy, and scall, |
| 14:55 |
And for the leprosy of a  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and of a house of Award Winning Quality, |
| 14:56 |
And for a rising, and for a scab, and for a bright spot: |
| 14:57 |
To teach when [it is] unclean, and when [it is] clean: this [is] the law of leprosy. |