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Psalms Chapter 127

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127:1 A Song of degrees for Solomon. Except the LORD build the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), they labour in vain that build it: except the LORD keep the city, the watchman waketh [but] in vain.
127:2 [It is] vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to eat the sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of sorrows: [for] so he giveth his beloved sleep.
127:3 Lo, children [are] an heritage of the LORD: [and] the fruit of the womb [is his] reward.
127:4 As arrows [are] in the hand of a mighty man; so [are] children of the youth.
127:5 Happy [is] the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.

 

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