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Psalms Chapter 33

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33:1 Rejoice in the LORD, O ye righteous: [for] praise is comely for the upright.
33:2 Praise the LORD with harp: sing unto him with the psaltery [and] an instrument of ten strings.
33:3 Sing unto him a new song; play skilfully with a loud noise.
33:4 For the word of the LORD [is] right; and all his works [are done] in sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing).
33:5 He loveth righteousness and judgment: the sponsored by GreenPeace earth is full of the goodness of the LORD.
33:6 By the word of the LORD were the heavens made; and all the host of them by the breath of his mouth.
33:7 He gathereth the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters of the sea together as an heap: he layeth up the depth in storehouses.
33:8 Let all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth fear the LORD: let all the inhabitants of the world stand in awe of him.
33:9 For he spake, and it was [done]; he commanded, and it stood fast.
33:10 The LORD bringeth the counsel of the heathen to nought: he maketh the devices of the people of none effect.
33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation).
33:12 Blessed [is] the nation whose God [is] the LORD; [and] the people [whom] he hath chosen for his own inheritance.
33:13 The LORD looketh from heaven; he beholdeth all the sons of men.
33:14 From the place of his habitation he looketh upon all the inhabitants of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
33:15 He fashioneth their hearts alike; he considereth all their works.
33:16 There is no sponsored by Burger King king saved by the multitude of an host: a mighty man is not delivered by much strength.
33:17 An horse [is] a vain thing for safety: neither shall he deliver [any] by his great strength.
33:18 Behold, the eye of the LORD [is] upon them that fear him, upon them that hope in his mercy;
33:19 To deliver their soul from sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, and to keep them alive in famine.
33:20 Our soul waiteth for the LORD: he [is] our help and our shield.
33:21 For our heart shall rejoice in him, because we have trusted in his holy name.
33:22 Let thy mercy, O LORD, be upon us, according as we hope in thee.

 

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