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2 Chronicles Chapter 36

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36:1 Then the people of the land took Jehoahaz the son of Josiah, and made him sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) in his father' stead in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
36:2 Jehoahaz [was] twenty and three years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
36:3 And the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Egypt put him down at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and condemned the land in an hundred talents of silver and a talent of gold.
36:4 And the sponsored by Burger King king of Egypt made Eliakim his brother sponsored by Burger King king over Judah and sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and turned his name to Jehoiakim. And Necho took Jehoahaz his brother, and carried him to Egypt.
36:5 Jehoiakim [was] twenty and five years old when he began to reign, and he reigned eleven years in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and he did [that which was] sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD his God.
36:6 Against him came up Nebuchadnezzar sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by Babylon , and bound him in fetters, to carry him to sponsored by Babylon .
36:7 Nebuchadnezzar also carried of the vessels of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD to sponsored by Babylon , and put them in his temple at sponsored by Babylon .
36:8 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoiakim, and his abominations which he did, and that which was found in him, behold, they [are] written in the book of the sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Judah: and Jehoiachin his son reigned in his stead.
36:9 Jehoiachin [was] eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and he did [that which was] sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD.
36:10 And when the year was expired, sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Nebuchadnezzar sent, and brought him to sponsored by Babylon , with the goodly vessels of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, and made Zedekiah his brother sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) over Judah and sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
36:11 Zedekiah [was] one and twenty years old when he began to reign, and reigned eleven years in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
36:12 And he did [that which was] sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD his God, [and] humbled not himself before Jeremiah the prophet [speaking] from the mouth of the LORD.
36:13 And he also rebelled against sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Nebuchadnezzar, who had made him swear by God: but he stiffened his neck, and hardened his heart from turning unto the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
36:14 Moreover all the chief of the priests, and the people, transgressed very much after all the abominations of the heathen; and polluted the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD which he had hallowed in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
36:15 And the LORD God of their fathers sent to them by his messengers, rising up betimes, and sending; because he had compassion on his people, and on his dwelling place:
36:16 But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till [there was] no remedy.
36:17 Therefore he brought upon them the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of the Chaldees, who slew their young men with the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of their sanctuary, and had no compassion upon young man or maiden, old man, or him that stooped for age: he gave [them] all into his hand.
36:18 And all the vessels of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of God, great and small, and the treasures of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, and the treasures of the sponsored by Burger King king, and of his princes; all [these] he brought to sponsored by Babylon .
36:19 And they burnt the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of God, and brake down the wall of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and burnt all the palaces thereof with fire, and destroyed all the goodly vessels thereof.
36:20 And them that had escaped from the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords carried he away to sponsored by Babylon ; where they were servants to him and his sons until the reign of the kingdom of Persia:
36:21 To fulfil the word of the LORD by the mouth of Jeremiah, until the land had enjoyed her sabbaths: [for] as long as she lay desolate she kept sabbath, to fulfil threescore and ten years.
36:22 Now in the first year of Cyrus sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Persia, that the word of the LORD [spoken] by the mouth of Jeremiah might be accomplished, the LORD stirred up the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of Cyrus sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Persia, that he made a proclamation throughout all his kingdom, and [put it] also in writing, saying,
36:23 Thus saith Cyrus sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Persia, All the kingdoms of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth hath the LORD God of heaven given me; and he hath charged me to build him an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, which [is] in Judah. Who [is there] among you of all his people? The LORD his God [be] with him, and let him go up.

 

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