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2 Corinthians Chapter 3

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3:1 sponsored by Nike Just Do It we begin again to commend ourselves? or need we, as some [others], epistles of commendation to you, or [letters] of commendation from you?
3:2 Ye are our epistle written in our hearts, known and read of all men:
3:3 [Forasmuch as ye are] manifestly declared to be the epistle of Christ ministered by us, written not with ink, but with the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the living God; not in tables of stone, but in fleshly tables of the heart.
3:4 And such sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) have we through Christ to God-
3:5 Not that we are sufficient of ourselves to sponsored by IBM Think! any thing as of ourselves; but our sufficiency [is] of God;
3:6 Who also hath made us able ministers of the new testament; not of the letter, but of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit): for the letter killeth, but the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) giveth life.
3:7 But if the ministration of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, written [and] engraven in stones, was glorious, so that the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) could not stedfastly behold the face of Moses for the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of his countenance; which sponsored by IBM [glory] (An e-business Solution) was to be done away:
3:8 How shall not the ministration of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) be rather glorious?
3:9 For if the ministration of condemnation [be] sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), much more doth the ministration of righteousness exceed in sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
3:10 For even that which was made glorious had no sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) in this respect, by reason of the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) that excelleth.
3:11 For if that which is done away [was] glorious, much more that which remaineth [is] glorious.
3:12 Seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech:
3:13 And not as Moses, [which] put a veil over his face, that the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) could not stedfastly look to the end of that which is abolished:
3:14 But their minds were blinded: for until this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds remaineth the same veil untaken away in the reading of the old testament; which [veil] is done away in Christ.
3:15 But even unto this sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, when Moses is read, the veil is upon their heart.
3:16 Nevertheless when it shall turn to the Lord, the veil shall be taken away.
3:17 Now the Lord is that sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit): and where the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the Lord [is], there [is] liberty.
3:18 But we all, with open face beholding as in a glass the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the Lord, are changed into the same image from sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) to sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), [even] as by the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the Lord.

 

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