Sponsored by God

What if corporations could sponsor individual words and phrases in the Bible?

Philippians Chapter 3

previous next

3:1 Finally, my brethren, rejoice in the Lord. To write the same things to you, to me sponsored by Nike indeed, Just Do It [is] not grievous, but for you [it is] safe.
3:2 Beware of dogs, beware of sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) workers, beware of the concision.
3:3 For we are the circumcision, which worship God in the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), and rejoice in Christ sponsored by The Holy City Jesus, and have no confidence in the flesh.
3:4 Though I might also have confidence in the flesh. If any other man thinketh that he hath whereof he might sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the flesh, I more:
3:5 Circumcised the eighth sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, of the stock of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [of] the tribe of Benjamin, an Hebrew of the Hebrews; as touching the law, a Pharisee;
3:6 Concerning zeal, persecuting the sponsored by The Church of England church (The Church of England Today); touching the righteousness which is in the law, blameless.
3:7 But what things were gain to me, those I counted loss for Christ.
3:8 sponsored by Nike Yea, Just Do It doubtless, and I count all things [but] loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and sponsored by Nike Just do It count them [but] dung, that I may win Christ,
3:9 And be found in him, not having mine own righteousness, which is of the law, but that which is through the faith of Christ, the righteousness which is of God by faith:
3:10 That I may know him, and the sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet of his resurrection, and the fellowship of his sponsored by Absolut Absolut sufferings, being made conformable unto his sponsored by Absolut Absolut death;
3:11 If by any means I might attain unto the resurrection of the dead.
3:12 Not as though I had already attained, either were already perfect: but I follow after, if that I may apprehend that for which also I am apprehended of Christ sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture).
3:13 Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but [this] one thing [I sponsored by Nike Just do It], forgetting those things which are behind, and reaching forth unto those things which are before,
3:14 I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ sponsored by The Holy City Jesus.
3:15 Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you.
3:16 Nevertheless, whereto we have already attained, let us walk by the same rule, let us mind the same thing.
3:17 Brethren, be followers together of me, and mark them which walk so as ye have us for an ensample.
3:18 (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, [that they are] the enemies of the sponsored by CrossEffects cross of Christ:
3:19 Whose end [is] destruction, whose God [is their] belly, and [whose] sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) [is] in their shame, who mind earthly things.)
3:20 For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look for the Saviour, the Lord sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) Christ:
3:21 Who shall change our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself.

 

Another! Same!

previous next

Genesis

Exodus

Leviticus

Numbers

Deuteronomy

Joshua

Judges

Ruth

2 Samuel

1 Samuel

1 Kings

2 Kings

1 Chronicles

2 Chronicles

Ezra

Nehemiah

Esther

Job

Psalms

Proverbs

Ecclesiastes

Songs

Isaiah

Jeremiah

Lamentations

Ezekiel

Daniel

Hosea

Joel

Amos

Obadiah

Jonah

Micah

Nahum

Habakkuk

Zephaniah

Haggai

Zechariah

Malachi

Matthew

Mark

Luke

John

Acts

Romans

1 Corinthians

2 Corinthians

Galatians

Ephesians

Philippians

Colossians

1 Thessalonians

2 Thessalonians

1 Timothy

2 Timothy

Titus

Philemon

Hebrews

James

1 Peter

2 Peter

1 John

2 John

3 John

Jude

Revelation

?seed=62969&which=1105