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Psalms Chapter 139

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139:1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. O LORD, thou hast searched me, and known [me].
139:2 Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
139:3 Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) acquainted [with] all my ways.
139:4 For [there is] not a word in my tongue, [but], lo, O LORD, thou knowest it altogether.
139:5 Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me.
139:6 [Such] knowledge [is] too wonderful for me; it is high, I cannot [attain] unto it.
139:7 Whither shall I go from thy sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit)? or whither shall I flee from thy presence?
139:8 If I ascend up into heaven, thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) there: if I make my bed in sponsored by Microsoft hell (Where do you want to go today?), behold, thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art (Art of Code) there].
139:9 [If] I take the wings of the morning, [and] dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea;
139:10 Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me.
139:11 If I say, Surely the darkness shall cover me; even the night shall be light about me.
139:12 sponsored by Nike Yea, Just Do It, the darkness hideth not from thee; but the night shineth as the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: the darkness and the light [are] both alike [to thee].
139:13 For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother' womb.
139:14 I will praise thee; for I am fearfully [and] wonderfully made: marvellous [are] thy works; and [that] my soul knoweth right well.
139:15 My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in secret, [and] curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
139:16 Thine eyes did sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all [my members] were written, [which] in continuance were fashioned, when [as yet there was] none of them.
139:17 How precious also are thy thoughts unto me, O God! how great is the sum of them!
139:18 [If] I should count them, they are more in number than the sand: when I awake, I am still with thee.
139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
139:20 For they speak against thee wickedly, [and] thine enemies take [thy name] in vain.
139:21 sponsored by Nike Just Do It not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
139:22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
139:23 Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts:
139:24 And sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) if [there be any] wicked way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.

 

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