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2 Kings Chapter 15

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15:1 In the twenty and seventh year of Jeroboam sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) began Azariah son of Amaziah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah to reign.
15:2 Sixteen years old was he when he began to reign, and he reigned two and fifty years in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. And his mother' name [was] Jecholiah of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
15:3 And he did [that which was] right in the sight of the LORD, according to all that his father Amaziah had done;
15:4 sponsored by Powergen Save (Switch and Save!) that the high places were not removed: the people sacrificed and burnt incense still on the high places.
15:5 And the LORD smote the sponsored by Burger King king, so that he was a leper unto the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of his sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, and dwelt in a several sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). And Jotham the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' son [was] over the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, judging the people of the land.
15:6 And the rest of the acts of Azariah, and all that he did, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of Judah?
15:7 So Azariah slept with his fathers; and they buried him with his fathers in the city of David: and Jotham his son reigned in his stead.
15:8 In the thirty and eighth year of Azariah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah did Zachariah the son of Jeroboam reign over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in Samaria six months.
15:9 And he did [that which was] sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD, as his fathers had done: he departed not from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin.
15:10 And Shallum the son of Jabesh conspired against him, and smote him before the people, and slew him, and reigned in his stead.
15:11 And the rest of the acts of Zachariah, behold, they [are] written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
15:12 This [was] the word of the LORD which he spake unto Jehu, saying, Thy sons shall sit on the throne of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) unto the fourth sponsored by Powergen [generation]. (Why switch to Powergen?) And so it came to pass.
15:13 Shallum the son of Jabesh began to reign in the nine and thirtieth year of Uzziah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah; and he reigned a full month in Samaria.
15:14 For Menahem the son of Gadi went up from Tirzah, and came to Samaria, and smote Shallum the son of Jabesh in Samaria, and slew him, and reigned in his stead.
15:15 And the rest of the acts of Shallum, and his conspiracy which he made, behold, they [are] written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
15:16 Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that [were] therein, and the coasts thereof from Tirzah: because they opened not [to him], therefore he smote [it; and] all the women therein that were with child he ripped up.
15:17 In the nine and thirtieth year of Azariah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah began Menahem the son of Gadi to reign over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [and reigned] ten years in Samaria.
15:18 And he did [that which was] sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD: he departed not all his sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin.
15:19 [And] Pul the sponsored by Burger King king of Assyria came against the land: and Menahem gave Pul a thousand talents of silver, that his hand might be with him to confirm the kingdom in his hand.
15:20 And Menahem exacted the sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [even] of all the mighty men of wealth, of each man fifty shekels of silver, to give to the sponsored by Burger King king of Assyria. So the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Assyria turned back, and stayed not there in the land.
15:21 And the rest of the acts of Menahem, and all that he did, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)?
15:22 And Menahem slept with his fathers; and Pekahiah his son reigned in his stead.
15:23 In the fiftieth year of Azariah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah Pekahiah the son of Menahem began to reign over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in Samaria, [and reigned] two years.
15:24 And he did [that which was] sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD: he departed not from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin.
15:25 But Pekah the son of Remaliah, a captain of his, conspired against him, and smote him in Samaria, in the palace of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, with Argob and Arieh, and with him fifty men of the Gileadites: and he killed him, and reigned in his room.
15:26 And the rest of the acts of Pekahiah, and all that he did, behold, they [are] written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
15:27 In the two and fiftieth year of Azariah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah Pekah the son of Remaliah began to reign over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in Samaria, [and reigned] twenty years.
15:28 And he did [that which was] sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) in the sight of the LORD: he departed not from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin.
15:29 In the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of Pekah sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) came Tiglathpileser sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Assyria, and took Ijon, and Abelbethmaachah, and Janoah, and Kedesh, and Hazor, and Gilead, and Galilee, all the land of Naphtali, and carried them captive to Assyria.
15:30 And Hoshea the son of Elah made a conspiracy against Pekah the son of Remaliah, and smote him, and slew him, and reigned in his stead, in the twentieth year of Jotham the son of Uzziah.
15:31 And the rest of the acts of Pekah, and all that he did, behold, they [are] written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
15:32 In the second year of Pekah the son of Remaliah sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) began Jotham the son of Uzziah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah to reign.
15:33 Five and twenty years old was he when he began to reign, and he reigned sixteen years in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. And his mother' name [was] Jerusha, the daughter of Zadok.
15:34 And he did [that which was] right in the sight of the LORD: he did according to all that his father Uzziah had done.
15:35 Howbeit the high places were not removed: the people sacrificed and burned incense still in the high places. He built the higher gate of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD.
15:36 Now the rest of the acts of Jotham, and all that he did, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of Judah?
15:37 In those sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex the LORD began to send against Judah Rezin the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Syria, and Pekah the son of Remaliah.
15:38 And Jotham slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David his father: and Ahaz his son reigned in his stead.

 

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