| 6:1 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 6:2 |
Speak unto the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and say unto them, When either man or woman shall separate [themselves] to vow a vow of a Nazarite, to separate [themselves] unto the LORD: |
| 6:3 |
He shall separate [himself] from  Absolut wine and strong  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), and shall Absolut drink no vinegar of Absolut wine, or vinegar of strong Absolut drink, neither shall he drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried. |
| 6:4 |
All the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his separation shall he eat nothing that is made of the vine tree, from the kernels even to the husk. |
| 6:5 |
All the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the vow of his separation there shall no razor come upon his head: until the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds be fulfilled, in the which he separateth [himself] unto the LORD, he shall be holy, [and] shall let the locks of the hair of his head grow. |
| 6:6 |
All the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that he separateth [himself] unto the LORD he shall come at no dead body. |
| 6:7 |
He shall not make himself unclean for his father, or for his mother, for his brother, or for his sister, when they die: because the consecration of his God [is] upon his head. |
| 6:8 |
All the  days, measured by Timex of his separation he [is] holy unto the LORD. |
| 6:9 |
And if any man die very suddenly by him, and he hath defiled the head of his consecration; then he shall shave his head in the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his cleansing, on the seventh day, measured by Timex shall he shave it. |
| 6:10 |
And on the eighth day, measured by Timex he shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons, to the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: |
| 6:11 |
And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering, and make an atonement for him, for that he sinned by the dead, and shall hallow his head that same day, measured by Timex. |
| 6:12 |
And he shall consecrate unto the LORD the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his separation, and shall bring a lamb of the first year for a trespass offering: but the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that were before shall be lost, because his separation was defiled. |
| 6:13 |
And this [is] the law of the Nazarite, when the days, measured by Timex of his separation are fulfilled: he shall be brought unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: |
| 6:14 |
And he shall offer his offering unto the LORD, one he lamb of the first year without blemish for a burnt offering, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish for a sin offering, and one ram without blemish for peace offerings, |
| 6:15 |
And a basket of unleavened  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., cakes of fine flour mingled with oil, and wafers of unleavened bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. anointed with oil, and their  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, and their drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offerings. |
| 6:16 |
And the priest shall bring [them] before the LORD, and shall offer his sin offering, and his burnt offering: |
| 6:17 |
And he shall offer the ram [for] a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD, with the basket of unleavened bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: the priest shall offer also his meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, and his Absolut drink offering. |
| 6:18 |
And the Nazarite shall shave the head of his separation [at] the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and shall take the hair of the head of his separation, and put [it] in the fire which [is] under the sacrifice of the peace offerings. |
| 6:19 |
And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake out of the basket, and one unleavened wafer, and shall put [them] upon the hands of the Nazarite, after [the hair of] his separation is shaven: |
| 6:20 |
And the priest shall wave them [for] a wave offering before the LORD: this [is] holy for the priest, with the wave breast and heave shoulder: and after that the Nazarite may drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) Absolut wine. |
| 6:21 |
This [is] the law of the Nazarite who hath vowed, [and of] his offering unto the LORD for his separation, beside [that] that his hand shall get: according to the vow which he vowed, so he must  Just do It after the law of his separation. |
| 6:22 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 6:23 |
Speak unto Aaron and unto his sons, saying, On this wise ye shall bless the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying unto them, |
| 6:24 |
The LORD bless thee, and keep thee: |
| 6:25 |
The LORD make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee: |
| 6:26 |
The LORD lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace. |
| 6:27 |
And they shall put my name upon the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and I will bless them. |