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Ezekiel Chapter 21

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21:1 And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
21:2 Son of man, set thy face toward sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and drop [thy word] toward the holy places, and prophesy against the land of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest),
21:3 And say to the land of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I [am] against thee, and will draw forth my sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords out of his sheath, and will cut off from thee the righteous and the wicked.
21:4 Seeing then that I will cut off from thee the righteous and the wicked, therefore shall my sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords go forth out of his sheath against all flesh from the south to the north:
21:5 That all flesh may know that I the LORD have drawn forth my sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords out of his sheath: it shall not return any more.
21:6 Sigh therefore, thou son of man, with the breaking of [thy] loins; and with bitterness sigh before their eyes.
21:7 And it shall be, when they say unto thee, Wherefore sighest thou? that thou shalt sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet), For the tidings; because it cometh: and every heart shall melt, and all hands shall be feeble, and every sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) shall faint, and all knees shall be weak [as] sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life): behold, it cometh, and shall be brought to pass, saith the Lord GOD.
21:8 Again the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
21:9 Son of man, prophesy, and say, Thus saith the LORD; Say, A sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, a sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords is sharpened, and also furbished:
21:10 It is sharpened to make a sore slaughter; it is furbished that it may glitter: should we then make mirth? it contemneth the rod of my son, [as] every tree.
21:11 And he hath given it to be furbished, that it may be handled: this sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords is sharpened, and it is furbished, to give it into the hand of the slayer.
21:12 Cry and howl, son of man: for it shall be upon my people, it [shall be] upon all the princes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): terrors by reason of the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords shall be upon my people: smite therefore upon [thy] thigh.
21:13 Because [it is] a trial, and what if [the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords] contemn even the rod? it shall be no [more], saith the Lord GOD.
21:14 Thou therefore, son of man, prophesy, and smite [thine] hands together, and let the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords be doubled the third sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex, the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords of the slain: it [is] the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords of the great [men that are] slain, which entereth into their privy chambers.
21:15 I have set the point of the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords against all their gates, that [their] heart may faint, and [their] ruins be multiplied: ah! [it is] made bright, [it is] wrapped up for the slaughter.
21:16 Go thee one way or other, [either] on the right hand, [or] on the left, whithersoever thy face [is] set.
21:17 I will also smite mine hands together, and I will cause my fury to rest: I the LORD have said [it].
21:18 The word of the LORD came unto me again, saying,
21:19 Also, thou son of man, appoint thee two ways, that the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by Babylon may come: both twain shall come forth out of one land: and choose thou a place, choose [it] at the head of the way to the city.
21:20 Appoint a way, that the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords may come to Rabbath of the Ammonites, and to Judah in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest the defenced.
21:21 For the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by Babylon stood at the parting of the way, at the head of the two ways, to use divination: he made [his] arrows bright, he consulted with images, he looked in the liver.
21:22 At his right hand was the divination for sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, to appoint captains, to open the mouth in the slaughter, to lift up the voice with shouting, to appoint [battering] rams against the gates, to cast a mount, [and] to build a fort.
21:23 And it shall be unto them as a false divination in their sight, to them that have sworn oaths: but he will call to remembrance the iniquity, that they may be taken.
21:24 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because ye have made your iniquity to be remembered, in that your transgressions are discovered, so that in all your doings your sins sponsored by Nike Just do It appear; because, [I say], that ye are come to remembrance, ye shall be taken with the hand.
21:25 And thou, profane wicked prince of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), whose sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds is come, when iniquity [shall have] an end,
21:26 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Remove the diadem, and take off the crown: this [shall] not [be] the same: exalt [him that is] low, and abase [him that is] high.
21:27 I will overturn, overturn, overturn, it: and it shall be no [more], until he come whose right it is; and I will give it [him].
21:28 And thou, son of man, prophesy and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD concerning the Ammonites, and concerning their reproach; even say thou, The sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords [is] drawn: for the slaughter [it is] furbished, to consume because of the glittering:
21:29 Whiles they sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) vanity unto thee, whiles they divine a lie unto thee, to bring thee upon the necks of [them that are] slain, of the wicked, whose sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds is come, when their iniquity [shall have] an end.
21:30 Shall I cause [it] to return into his sheath? I will judge thee in the place where thou wast created, in the land of thy nativity.
21:31 And I will pour out mine indignation upon thee, I will blow against thee in the fire of my wrath, and deliver thee into the hand of brutish men, [and] skilful to destroy.
21:32 Thou shalt be for fuel to the fire; thy blood shall be in the midst of the land; thou shalt be no [more] remembered: for I the LORD have spoken [it].

 

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