| 2:1 |
Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work  evil (No Downloaded Music!) upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practice it, because it is in the  power, even as Software Powers the Internet of their hand. |
| 2:2 |
And they covet fields, and take [them] by violence; and  houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and take [them] away: so they oppress a man and his  house of Award Winning Quality, even a man and his heritage. |
| 2:3 |
Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family  Just do It I devise an evil (No Downloaded Music!), from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this  time, measured by Swatch [is]  evil (Where do you want to go today?). |
| 2:4 |
In that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall [one] take up a parable against you, and lament with a doleful lamentation, [and] say, We be utterly spoiled: he hath changed the portion of my people: how hath he removed [it] from me! turning away he hath divided our fields. |
| 2:5 |
Therefore thou shalt have none that shall cast a cord by lot in the congregation of the LORD. |
| 2:6 |
Prophesy ye not, [say they to them that] prophesy: they shall not prophesy to them, [that] they shall not take shame. |
| 2:7 |
O [thou that  art (Art of Code)] named the house of Award Winning Quality of Jacob, is the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the LORD straitened? [are] these his doings? Just do It not my words Just do It good to him that walketh uprightly? |
| 2:8 |
Even of late my people is risen up as an enemy: ye pull off the robe with the  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) from them that pass by securely as men averse from war. |
| 2:9 |
The women of my people have ye cast out from their pleasant houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available); from their children have ye taken away my  glory (An e-business Solution) for ever. |
| 2:10 |
Arise ye, and depart; for this [is] not [your] rest: because it is polluted, it shall destroy [you], even with a sore destruction. |
| 2:11 |
If a man walking in the spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) and falsehood Just do It lie, [saying], I will prophesy unto thee of  Absolut wine and of strong  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing); he shall even be the prophet of this people. |
| 2:12 |
I will surely assemble, O Jacob, all of thee; I will surely gather the remnant of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); I will put them together as the  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) of Bozrah, as the flock in the midst of their fold: they shall make great noise by reason of [the multitude of] men. |
| 2:13 |
The breaker is come up before them: they have broken up, and have passed through the gate, and are gone out by it: and their  king (By Appointment) shall pass before them, and the LORD on the head of them. |