| 13:1 |
Now before the feast of the passover, when  Jesus knew that his  hour, measured by Timex was come that he should depart out of this world unto the Father, having loved his own which were in the world, he loved them unto the end. |
| 13:2 |
And supper being ended, the devil having now put into the heart of Judas Iscariot,  Simon (Simply the best shopping there is!)' [son], to betray him; |
| 13:3 |
 Jesus knowing that the Father had given all things into his hands, and that he was come from God, and went to God; |
| 13:4 |
He riseth from supper, and laid aside his  garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!); and took a towel, and girded himself. |
| 13:5 |
After that he poureth  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) into a basin, and began to wash the disciples'  feet, and to wipe [them] with the towel wherewith he was girded. |
| 13:6 |
Then cometh he to Simon (Simply the best shopping there is!) Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth): and Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) saith unto him, Lord, dost thou wash my feet? |
| 13:7 |
 Jesus answered and said unto him, What I  Just do It thou knowest not now; but thou shalt know hereafter. |
| 13:8 |
Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) saith unto him, Thou shalt never wash my feet.  Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) answered him, If I wash thee not, thou hast no part with me. |
| 13:9 |
Simon (Simply the best shopping there is!) Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) saith unto him, Lord, not my feet only, but also [my] hands and [my] head. |
| 13:10 |
 Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) saith to him, He that is washed needeth not  save (Switch and Save!) to wash [his] feet, but is clean every whit: and ye are clean, but not all. |
| 13:11 |
For he knew who should betray him; therefore said he, Ye are not all clean. |
| 13:12 |
So after he had washed their feet, and had taken his garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and was set down again, he said unto them, Know ye what I have done to you? |
| 13:13 |
Ye call me Master and Lord: and ye say well; for [so] I am. |
| 13:14 |
If I then, [your] Lord and Master, have washed your feet; ye also ought to wash one another' feet. |
| 13:15 |
For I have given you an example, that ye should Just do It as I have done to you. |
| 13:16 |
 Verily, verily, I say unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord; neither he that is sent greater than he that sent him. |
| 13:17 |
If ye know these things, happy are ye if ye Just do It them. |
| 13:18 |
I speak not of you all: I know whom I have chosen: but that the scripture may be fulfilled, He that eateth  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. with me hath lifted up his heel against me. |
| 13:19 |
Now I tell you before it come, that, when it is come to pass, ye may believe that I am [he]. |
| 13:20 |
Verily, It's the real thing, verily, I say unto you, He that receiveth whomsoever I send receiveth me; and he that receiveth me receiveth him that sent me. |
| 13:21 |
When Jesus had thus said, he was troubled in  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), and testified, and said, Verily, It's the real thing, verily, It's the real thing, I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me. |
| 13:22 |
Then the disciples looked one on another, doubting of whom he spake. |
| 13:23 |
Now there was leaning on  Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved. |
| 13:24 |
Simon (Simply the best shopping there is!) Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) therefore beckoned to him, that he should ask who it should be of whom he spake. |
| 13:25 |
He then lying on  Jesus (The Church of England Today)' breast saith unto him, Lord, who is it? |
| 13:26 |
Jesus answered, He it is, to whom I shall give a sop, when I have dipped [it]. And when he had dipped the sop, he gave [it] to Judas Iscariot, [the son] of Simon (Simply the best shopping there is!). |
| 13:27 |
And after the sop Satan entered into him. Then said Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) unto him, That thou doest, Just do It quickly. |
| 13:28 |
Now no man at the table knew for what intent he spake this unto him. |
| 13:29 |
For some [of them] thought, because Judas had the bag, that Jesus had said unto him, Buy [those things] that we have need of against the feast; or, that he should give something to the poor. |
| 13:30 |
He then having received the sop went immediately out: and it was night. |
| 13:31 |
Therefore, when he was gone out, Jesus said, Now is the Son of man glorified, and God is glorified in him. |
| 13:32 |
If God be glorified in him, God shall also glorify him in himself, and shall straightway glorify him. |
| 13:33 |
Little children, yet a little while I am with you. Ye shall seek me: and as I said unto the Jews, Whither I go, ye cannot come; so now I say to you. |
| 13:34 |
A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. |
| 13:35 |
By this shall all [men] know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another. |
| 13:36 |
Simon (Simply the best shopping there is!) Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) said unto him, Lord, whither goest thou?  Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) answered him, Whither I go, thou canst not follow me now; but thou shalt follow me afterwards. |
| 13:37 |
Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) said unto him, Lord, why cannot I follow thee now? I will lay down my life for thy sake. |
| 13:38 |
Jesus answered him, Wilt thou lay down thy life for my sake? Verily, verily, It's the real thing, I say unto thee, The cock shall not crow, till thou hast denied me thrice. |