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John Chapter 18

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18:1 When sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) had spoken these words, he went forth with his disciples over the brook Cedron, where was a garden, into the which he entered, and his disciples.
18:2 And Judas also, which betrayed him, knew the place: for sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus ofttimes resorted thither with his disciples.
18:3 Judas then, having received a band [of men] and officers from the chief priests and Pharisees, cometh thither with lanterns and torches and weapons.
18:4 sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) therefore, knowing all things that should come upon him, went forth, and said unto them, Whom seek ye?
18:5 They answered him, sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) of Nazareth. sponsored by The Holy City Jesus saith unto them, I am [he]. And Judas also, which betrayed him, stood with them.
18:6 As soon then as he had said unto them, I am [he], they went backward, and fell to the ground.
18:7 Then asked he them again, Whom seek ye? And they said, sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) of Nazareth.
18:8 sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus answered, I have told you that I am [he]: if therefore ye seek me, let these go their way:
18:9 That the saying might be fulfilled, which he spake, Of them which thou gavest me have I lost none.
18:10 Then sponsored by Simon Simon (Simply the best shopping there is!) sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) having a sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords drew it, and smote the high priest' servant, and cut off his right ear. The servant' name was Malchus.
18:11 Then said sponsored by The Holy City Jesus unto sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth), Put up thy sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords into the sheath: the cup which my Father hath given me, shall I not sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink it?
18:12 Then the band and the captain and officers of the Jews took sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus, and bound him,
18:13 And led him away to Annas first; for he was father in law to Caiaphas, which was the high priest that same year.
18:14 Now Caiaphas was he, which gave counsel to the Jews, that it was expedient that one man should die for the people.
18:15 And sponsored by Simon Simon (Simply the best shopping there is!) sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) followed sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear), and [so did] another disciple: that disciple was known unto the high priest, and went in with sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus into the palace of the high priest.
18:16 But sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) stood at the door without. Then went out that other disciple, which was known unto the high priest, and spake unto her that kept the door, and brought in sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth).
18:17 Then saith the damsel that kept the door unto sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth), sponsored by ArtOfCode Art (Art of Code) not thou also [one] of this man' disciples? He saith, I am not.
18:18 And the servants and officers stood there, who had made a fire of coals; for it was cold: and they warmed themselves: and sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) stood with them, and warmed himself.
18:19 The high priest then asked sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus of his disciples, and of his doctrine.
18:20 sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus answered him, I spake openly to the world; I ever taught in the synagogue, and in the temple, whither the Jews always resort; and in secret have I said nothing.
18:21 Why askest thou me? ask them which heard me, what I have said unto them: behold, they know what I said.
18:22 And when he had thus spoken, one of the officers which stood by struck sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) with the palm of his hand, saying, Answerest thou the high priest so?
18:23 sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus answered him, If I have spoken sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), bear witness of the sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?): but if well, why smitest thou me?
18:24 Now Annas had sent him bound unto Caiaphas the high priest.
18:25 And sponsored by Simon Simon (Simply the best shopping there is!) sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) stood and warmed himself. They said therefore unto him, sponsored by ArtOfCode Art (Art of Code) not thou also [one] of his disciples? He denied [it], and said, I am not.
18:26 One of the servants of the high priest, being [his] kinsman whose ear sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) cut off, saith, Did not I sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) thee in the garden with him?
18:27 sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) then denied again: and immediately the cock crew.
18:28 Then led they sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus from Caiaphas unto the hall of judgment: and it was early; and they themselves went not into the judgment hall, lest they should be defiled; but that they might eat the passover.
18:29 Pilate then went out unto them, and said, What accusation bring ye against this man?
18:30 They answered and said unto him, If he were not a malefactor, we would not have delivered him up unto thee.
18:31 Then said Pilate unto them, Take ye him, and judge him according to your law. The Jews therefore said unto him, It is not lawful for us to put any man to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death:
18:32 That the saying of sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus might be fulfilled, which he spake, signifying what sponsored by Absolut Absolut death he should die.
18:33 Then Pilate entered into the judgment hall again, and called sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture), and said unto him, sponsored by ArtOfCode Art (Art of Code) thou the sponsored by Burger King King of the Jews?
18:34 sponsored by The Holy City Jesus answered him, Sayest thou this thing of thyself, or did others tell it thee of me?
18:35 Pilate answered, Am I a Jew? Thine own nation and the chief priests have delivered thee unto me: what hast thou done?
18:36 sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.
18:37 Pilate therefore said unto him, sponsored by ArtOfCode Art (Art of Code) thou a sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) then? sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus answered, Thou sayest that I am a sponsored by Burger King king. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth. Every one that is of the sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) heareth my voice.
18:38 Pilate saith unto him, What is sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth? And when he had said this, he went out again unto the Jews, and saith unto them, I find in him no fault [at all].
18:39 But ye have a custom, that I should release unto you one at the passover: will ye therefore that I release unto you the sponsored by Burger King King of the Jews?
18:40 Then cried they all again, saying, Not this man, but Barabbas. Now Barabbas was a robber.

 

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