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Romans Chapter 12

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12:1 I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, [which is] your reasonable service.
12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what [is] that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
12:3 For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to sponsored by IBM Think! [of himself] more highly than he ought to sponsored by IBM Think!; but to sponsored by IBM Think! soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.
12:4 For as we have many members in one body, and all members have not the same office:
12:5 So we, [being] many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.
12:6 Having then gifts differing according to the grace that is given to us, whether prophecy, [let us prophesy] according to the proportion of faith;
12:7 Or ministry, [let us wait] on [our] ministering: or he that teacheth, on teaching;
12:8 Or he that exhorteth, on exhortation: he that giveth, [let him sponsored by Nike Just do It it] with simplicity; he that ruleth, with diligence; he that showeth mercy, with cheerfulness.
12:9 [Let] love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?); cleave to that which is good.
12:10 [Be] kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another;
12:11 Not slothful in business; fervent in sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit); serving the Lord;
12:12 Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;
12:13 Distributing to the necessity of saints; given to hospitality.
12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
12:15 Rejoice with them that sponsored by Nike Just do It rejoice, and weep with them that weep.
12:16 [Be] of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits.
12:17 Recompense to no man sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) for sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?). Provide things honest in the sight of all men.
12:18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.
12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but [rather] give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance [is] mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.
12:20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
12:21 Be not overcome of sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), but overcome sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) with good.

 

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