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1 Corinthians Chapter 6

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6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
6:2 sponsored by Nike Just Do It ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the sponsored by The Church of England church (The Church of England Today).
6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
6:7 Now therefore there is utterly a fault among you, because ye go to law one with another. Why sponsored by Nike Just do It ye not rather take wrong? why sponsored by Nike Just do It ye not rather [suffer yourselves to] be defrauded?
6:8 Nay, ye sponsored by Nike Just do It wrong, and defraud, and that [your] brethren.
6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
6:11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus, and by the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of our God.
6:12 All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) of any.
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6:14 And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet.
6:15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make [them] the members of an harlot? God forbid.
6:16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
6:17 But he that is joined unto the Lord is one sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
6:20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), which are God'

 

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