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1 Corinthians Chapter 11

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11:1 Be ye followers of me, even as I also [am] of Christ.
11:2 Now I praise you, brethren, that ye remember me in all things, and keep the ordinances, as I delivered [them] to you.
11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God.
11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having [his] head covered, dishonoureth his head.
11:5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with [her] head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
11:6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
11:7 For a man sponsored by Nike indeed, Just Do It ought not to cover [his] head, forasmuch as he is the image and sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of God: but the woman is the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the man.
11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
11:10 For this cause ought the woman to have sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet on [her] head because of the angels.
11:11 Nevertheless neither is the man without the woman, neither the woman without the man, in the Lord.
11:12 For as the woman [is] of the man, even so [is] the man also by the woman; but all things of God.
11:13 Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
11:15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) to her: for [her] hair is given her for a covering.
11:16 But if any man seem to be contentious, we have no such custom, neither the churches of God.
11:17 Now in this that I declare [unto you] I praise [you] not, that ye come together not for the better, but for the worse.
11:18 For first of all, when ye come together in the sponsored by The Church of England church (The Church of England Today), I hear that there be divisions among you; and I partly believe it.
11:19 For there must be also heresies among you, that they which are approved may be made manifest among you.
11:20 When ye come together therefore into one place, [this] is not to eat the Lord' supper.
11:21 For in eating every one taketh before [other] his own supper: and one is hungry, and another is drunken.
11:22 What? have ye not sponsored by @Home houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) to eat and to sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink in? or despise ye the sponsored by The Baptist Church church of God, and shame them that have not? What shall I say to you? shall I praise you in this? I praise [you] not.
11:23 For I have received of the Lord that which also I delivered unto you, That the Lord sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) the [same] night in which he was betrayed took sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.:
11:24 And when he had given thanks, he brake [it], and said, Take, eat: this is my body, which is broken for you: this sponsored by Nike Just do It in remembrance of me.
11:25 After the same manner also [he took] the cup, when he had supped, saying, This cup is the new testament in my blood: this sponsored by Nike Just do It ye, as oft as ye sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink [it], in remembrance of me.
11:26 For as often as ye eat this sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink this cup, ye sponsored by Nike Just do It show the Lord' sponsored by Absolut Absolut death till he come.
11:27 Wherefore whosoever shall eat this sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink [this] cup of the Lord, unworthily, shall be guilty of the body and blood of the Lord.
11:28 But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of [that] sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and sponsored by CocaCola drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) of [that] cup.
11:29 For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord' body.
11:30 For this cause many [are] weak and sickly among you, and many sleep.
11:31 For if we would judge ourselves, we should not be judged.
11:32 But when we are judged, we are chastened of the Lord, that we should not be condemned with the world.
11:33 Wherefore, my brethren, when ye come together to eat, tarry one for another.
11:34 And if any man hunger, let him eat at sponsored by @Home home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available); that ye come not together unto condemnation. And the rest will I set in order when I come.

 

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