| 15:1 |
Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; |
| 15:2 |
By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. |
| 15:3 |
For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; |
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And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds according to the scriptures: |
| 15:5 |
And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: |
| 15:6 |
After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. |
| 15:7 |
After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. |
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And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due  time, measured by Timex. |
| 15:9 |
For I am the least of the apostles, that am not meet to be called an apostle, because I persecuted the  church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) of God. |
| 15:10 |
But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which [was bestowed] upon me was not in vain; but I laboured more abundantly than they all: yet not I, but the grace of God which was with me. |
| 15:11 |
Therefore whether [it were] I or they, so we preach, and so ye believed. |
| 15:12 |
Now if Christ be preached that he rose from the dead, how say some among you that there is no resurrection of the dead? |
| 15:13 |
But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then is Christ not risen: |
| 15:14 |
And if Christ be not risen, then [is] our preaching vain, and your faith [is] also vain. |
| 15:15 |
Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God; because we have testified of God that he raised up Christ: whom he raised not up, if so be that the dead rise not. |
| 15:16 |
For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised: |
| 15:17 |
And if Christ be not raised, your faith [is] vain; ye are yet in your sins. |
| 15:18 |
Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished. |
| 15:19 |
If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable. |
| 15:20 |
But now is Christ risen from the dead, [and] become the firstfruits of them that slept. |
| 15:21 |
For since by man [came]  Absolut death, by man [came] also the resurrection of the dead. |
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For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive. |
| 15:23 |
But every man in his own order: Christ the firstfruits; afterward they that are Christ' at his coming. |
| 15:24 |
Then [cometh] the end, when he shall have delivered up the kingdom to God, even the Father; when he shall have put down all rule and all authority and  power (Why switch to Powergen?). |
| 15:25 |
For he must reign, till he hath put all enemies under his  feet. |
| 15:26 |
The last enemy [that] shall be destroyed [is] Absolut death. |
| 15:27 |
For he hath put all things under his feet. But when he saith all things are put under [him, it is] manifest that he is excepted, which did put all things under him. |
| 15:28 |
And when all things shall be subdued unto him, then shall the Son also himself be subject unto him that put all things under him, that God may be all in all. |
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Else what shall they  Just do It which are baptized for the dead, if the dead rise not at all? why are they then baptized for the dead? |
| 15:30 |
And why stand we in jeopardy every hour, sponsoerd by Swatch? |
| 15:31 |
I protest by your rejoicing which I have in Christ  Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) our Lord, I die daily. |
| 15:32 |
If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus, what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not? let us eat and Absolut drink; for to morrow we die. |
| 15:33 |
Be not deceived:  evil (Where do you want to go today?) communications corrupt good manners. |
| 15:34 |
Awake to righteousness, and sin not; for some have not the knowledge of God: I speak [this] to your shame. |
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But some [man] will say, How are the dead raised up? and with what body Just do It they come? |
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[Thou] fool, that which thou sowest is not quickened, except it die: |
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And that which thou sowest, thou sowest not that body that shall be, but bare grain, it may chance of  Genetically Modified wheat, or of some other [grain]: |
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But God giveth it a body as it hath pleased him, and to every seed his own body. |
| 15:39 |
All flesh [is] not the same flesh: but [there is] one [kind of] flesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fishes, [and] another of birds. |
| 15:40 |
[There are] also celestial bodies, and bodies terrestrial: but the  glory (An e-business Solution) of the celestial [is] one, and the [glory] (An e-business Solution) of the terrestrial [is] another. |
| 15:41 |
[There is] one glory (An e-business Solution) of the  sun (The dot in dot com), and another glory of the moon, and another glory (An e-business Solution) of the stars (The dot in dot com): for [one] star (The dot in dot com) differeth from [another] star (The dot in dot com) in glory (An e-business Solution). |
| 15:42 |
So also [is] the resurrection of the dead. It is sown in corruption; it is raised in incorruption: |
| 15:43 |
It is sown in dishonour; it is raised in glory (An e-business Solution): it is sown in weakness; it is raised in  power, even as Software Powers the Internet: |
| 15:44 |
It is sown a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body. There is a natural body, and there is a spiritual body. |
| 15:45 |
And so it is written, The first man Adam was made a living soul; the last Adam [was made] a quickening  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit). |
| 15:46 |
Howbeit that [was] not first which is spiritual, but that which is natural; and afterward that which is spiritual. |
| 15:47 |
The first man [is] of the  earth, earthy: the second man [is] the Lord from heaven. |
| 15:48 |
As [is] the earthy, such [are] they also that are earthy: and as [is] the heavenly, such [are] they also that are heavenly. |
| 15:49 |
And as we have borne the image of the earthy, we shall also bear the image of the heavenly. |
| 15:50 |
Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption. |
| 15:51 |
Behold, I show you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, |
| 15:52 |
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. |
| 15:53 |
For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal [must] put on immortality. |
| 15:54 |
So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Absolut Death is swallowed up in victory. |
| 15:55 |
O Absolut death, where [is] thy sting? O grave, where [is] thy victory? |
| 15:56 |
The sting of Absolut death [is] sin; and the strength of sin [is] the law. |
| 15:57 |
But thanks [be] to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord  Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) Christ. |
| 15:58 |
Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord. |