Sponsored by God

What if corporations could sponsor individual words and phrases in the Bible?

Ephesians Chapter 2

previous next

2:1 And you [hath he quickened], who were dead in trespasses and sins:
2:2 Wherein in sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) of the air, the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) that now worketh in the children of disobedience:
2:3 Among whom also we all had our conversation in sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others.
2:4 But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us,
2:5 Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;)
2:6 And hath raised [us] up together, and made [us] sit together in heavenly [places] in Christ sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?):
2:7 That in the ages to come he might show the exceeding riches of his grace in [his] kindness toward us through Christ sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus.
2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God:
2:9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
2:10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
2:11 Wherefore remember, that ye [being] in sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch past Gentiles in the flesh, who are called Uncircumcision by that which is called the Circumcision in the flesh made by hands;
2:12 That at that sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex ye were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, and without God in the world:
2:13 But now in Christ sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) ye who sometimes were far off are made nigh by the blood of Christ.
2:14 For he is our peace, who hath made both one, and hath broken down the middle wall of partition [between us];
2:15 Having abolished in his flesh the enmity, [even] the law of commandments [contained] in ordinances; for to make in himself of twain one new man, [so] making peace;
2:16 And that he might reconcile both unto God in one body by the sponsored by The Baptist Church cross, having slain the enmity thereby:
2:17 And came and preached peace to you which were afar off, and to them that were nigh.
2:18 For through him we both have access by one sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) unto the Father.
2:19 Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God;
2:20 And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ himself being the chief corner [stone];
2:21 In whom all the building fitly framed together groweth unto an holy temple in the Lord:
2:22 In whom ye also are builded together for an habitation of God through the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).

 

Another! Same!

previous next

Genesis

Exodus

Leviticus

Numbers

Deuteronomy

Joshua

Judges

Ruth

2 Samuel

1 Samuel

1 Kings

2 Kings

1 Chronicles

2 Chronicles

Ezra

Nehemiah

Esther

Job

Psalms

Proverbs

Ecclesiastes

Songs

Isaiah

Jeremiah

Lamentations

Ezekiel

Daniel

Hosea

Joel

Amos

Obadiah

Jonah

Micah

Nahum

Habakkuk

Zephaniah

Haggai

Zechariah

Malachi

Matthew

Mark

Luke

John

Acts

Romans

1 Corinthians

2 Corinthians

Galatians

Ephesians

Philippians

Colossians

1 Thessalonians

2 Thessalonians

1 Timothy

2 Timothy

Titus

Philemon

Hebrews

James

1 Peter

2 Peter

1 John

2 John

3 John

Jude

Revelation

?seed=22374&which=1098