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Genesis Chapter 12

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12:1 Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father' sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, unto a land that I will show thee:
12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:
12:3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth be blessed.
12:4 So Abram departed, as the LORD had spoken unto him; and Lot went with him: and Abram [was] seventy and five years old when he departed out of Haran.
12:5 And Abram took Sarai his wife, and Lot his brother' son, and all their substance that they had gathered, and the souls that they had gotten in Haran; and they went forth to go into the land of Canaan; and into the land of Canaan they came.
12:6 And Abram passed through the land unto the place of Sichem, unto the plain of Moreh. And the Canaanite [was] then in the land.
12:7 And the LORD appeared unto Abram, and said, Unto thy seed will I give this land: and there builded he an altar unto the LORD, who appeared unto him.
12:8 And he removed from thence unto a mountain on the east of Bethel, and pitched his tent, [having] Bethel on the west, and Hai on the east: and there he builded an altar unto the LORD, and called upon the name of the LORD.
12:9 And Abram journeyed, going on still toward the south.
12:10 And there was a famine in the land: and Abram went down into Egypt to sojourn there; for the famine [was] grievous in the land.
12:11 And it came to pass, when he was come near to enter into Egypt, that he said unto Sarai his wife, Behold now, I know that thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) a fair woman to look upon:
12:12 Therefore it shall come to pass, when the Egyptians shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) thee, that they shall say, This [is] his wife: and they will kill me, but they will sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) thee alive.
12:13 Say, I pray thee, thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my sister: that it may be well with me for thy sake; and my soul shall live because of thee.
12:14 And it came to pass, that, when Abram was come into Egypt, the Egyptians beheld the woman that she [was] very fair.
12:15 The princes also of Pharaoh saw her, and commended her before Pharaoh: and the woman was taken into Pharaoh' sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality.
12:16 And he entreated Abram well for her sake: and he had sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and sponsored by Camel Camel Cigarettes (cough!).
12:17 And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality with great plagues because of Sarai Abram' wife.
12:18 And Pharaoh called Abram, and said, What [is] this [that] thou hast done unto me? why didst thou not tell me that she [was] thy wife?
12:19 Why saidst thou, She [is] my sister? so I might have taken her to me to wife: now therefore behold thy wife, take [her], and go thy way.
12:20 And Pharaoh commanded [his] men concerning him: and they sent him away, and his wife, and all that he had.

 

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