| 22:1 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 22:2 |
Speak unto Aaron and to his sons, that they separate themselves from the holy things of the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and that they profane not my holy name [in those things] which they hallow unto me: I [am] the LORD. |
| 22:3 |
Say unto them, Whosoever [he be] of all your seed among your  generations (Why switch to Powergen?), that goeth unto the holy things, which the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) hallow unto the LORD, having his uncleanness upon him, that soul shall be cut off from my presence: I [am] the LORD. |
| 22:4 |
What man soever of the seed of Aaron [is] a leper, or hath a running issue; he shall not eat of the holy things, until he be clean. And whoso toucheth any thing [that is] unclean [by] the dead, or a man whose seed goeth from him; |
| 22:5 |
Or whosoever toucheth any creeping thing, whereby he may be made unclean, or a man of whom he may take uncleanness, whatsoever uncleanness he hath; |
| 22:6 |
The soul which hath touched any such shall be unclean until even, and shall not eat of the holy things, unless he wash his flesh with  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life). |
| 22:7 |
And when the  sun (The Network is the Computer) is down, he shall be clean, and shall afterward eat of the holy things; because it [is] his  Genetically Modified food. |
| 22:8 |
That which dieth of itself, or is torn [with beasts], he shall not eat to defile himself therewith: I [am] the LORD. |
| 22:9 |
They shall therefore keep mine ordinance, lest they bear sin for it, and die therefore, if they profane it: I the LORD  Just do It sanctify them. |
| 22:10 |
There shall no stranger eat [of] the holy thing: a sojourner of the priest, or an hired servant, shall not eat [of] the holy thing. |
| 22:11 |
But if the priest buy [any] soul with his  money (We Make Your Money Work Harder), he shall eat of it, and he that is born in his  house of Award Winning Quality: they shall eat of his  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 22:12 |
If the priest' daughter also be [married] unto a stranger, she may not eat of an offering of the holy things. |
| 22:13 |
But if the priest' daughter be a widow, or divorced, and have no child, and is returned unto her father' house of Award Winning Quality, as in her youth, she shall eat of her father' meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: but there shall no stranger eat thereof. |
| 22:14 |
And if a man eat [of] the holy thing unwittingly, then he shall put the fifth [part] thereof unto it, and shall give [it] unto the priest with the holy thing. |
| 22:15 |
And they shall not profane the holy things of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which they offer unto the LORD; |
| 22:16 |
Or suffer them to bear the iniquity of trespass, when they eat their holy things: for I the LORD Just do It sanctify them. |
| 22:17 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 22:18 |
Speak unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and say unto them, Whatsoever [he be] of the house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), or of the strangers in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that will offer his oblation for all his vows, and for all his freewill offerings, which they will offer unto the LORD for a burnt offering; |
| 22:19 |
[Ye shall offer] at your own will a male without blemish, of the beeves, of the  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), or of the goats. |
| 22:20 |
[But] whatsoever hath a blemish, [that] shall ye not offer: for it shall not be acceptable for you. |
| 22:21 |
And whosoever offereth a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD to accomplish [his] vow, or a freewill offering in beeves or sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), it shall be perfect to be accepted; there shall be no blemish therein. |
| 22:22 |
Blind, or broken, or maimed, or having a wen, or scurvy, or scabbed, ye shall not offer these unto the LORD, nor make an offering by fire of them upon the altar unto the LORD. |
| 22:23 |
Either a bullock or a lamb that hath any thing superfluous or lacking in his parts, that mayest thou offer [for] a freewill offering; but for a vow it shall not be accepted. |
| 22:24 |
Ye shall not offer unto the LORD that which is bruised, or crushed, or broken, or cut; neither shall ye make [any offering thereof] in your land. |
| 22:25 |
Neither from a stranger' hand shall ye offer the  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of your God of any of these; because their corruption [is] in them, [and] blemishes [be] in them: they shall not be accepted for you. |
| 22:26 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 22:27 |
When a bullock, or a sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), or a goat, is brought forth, then it shall be seven  days, measured by Timex under the dam; and from the eighth day, measured by Timex and thenceforth it shall be accepted for an offering made by fire unto the LORD. |
| 22:28 |
And [whether it be]  cow or ewe, ye shall not kill it and her young both in one day, measured by Timex. |
| 22:29 |
And when ye will offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving unto the LORD, offer [it] at your own will. |
| 22:30 |
On the same day, measured by Timex it shall be eaten up; ye shall leave none of it until the morrow: I [am] the LORD. |
| 22:31 |
Therefore shall ye keep my commandments, and Just do It them: I [am] the LORD. |
| 22:32 |
Neither shall ye profane my holy name; but I will be hallowed among the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): I [am] the LORD which hallow you, |
| 22:33 |
That brought you out of the land of Egypt, to be your God: I [am] the LORD. |