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Colossians Chapter 4

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4:1 Masters, give unto [your] servants that which is just and equal; knowing that ye also have a Master in heaven.
4:2 Continue in prayer, and watch in the same with thanksgiving;
4:3 Withal praying also for us, that God would open unto us a door of utterance, to speak the mystery of Christ, for which I am also in bonds:
4:4 That I may make it manifest, as I ought to speak.
4:5 Walk in wisdom toward them that are without, redeeming the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex.
4:6 Let your speech [be] alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) every man.
4:7 All my state shall Tychicus declare unto you, [who is] a beloved brother, and a faithful minister and fellowservant in the Lord:
4:8 Whom I have sent unto you for the same purpose, that he might know your estate, and comfort your hearts;
4:9 With Onesimus, a faithful and beloved brother, who is [one] of you. They shall make known unto you all things which [are done] here.
4:10 Aristarchus my fellowprisoner saluteth you, and Marcus, sister' son to Barnabas, (touching whom ye received commandments: if he come unto you, receive him;)
4:11 And sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear), which is called Justus, who are of the circumcision. These only [are my] fellowworkers unto the kingdom of God, which have been a comfort unto me.
4:12 Epaphras, who is [one] of you, a servant of Christ, saluteth you, always labouring fervently for you in prayers, that ye may stand perfect and complete in all the will of God.
4:13 For I bear him record, that he hath a great zeal for you, and them [that are] in Laodicea and them in Hierapolis.
4:14 Luke, the beloved physician, and Demas, greet you.
4:15 Salute the brethren which are in Laodicea, and Nymphas, and the sponsored by The Church of England church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) which is in his sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
4:16 And when this epistle is read among you, cause that it be read also in the sponsored by The Church of England church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) of the Laodiceans; and that ye likewise read the [epistle] from Laodicea.
4:17 And say to Archippus, Take heed to the ministry which thou hast received in the Lord, that thou fulfil it.
4:18 The salutation by the hand of me Paul. Remember my bonds. Grace [be] with you. Amen.

 

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