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1 Timothy Chapter 4

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4:1 Now the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) speaketh expressly, that in the latter sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit), and doctrines of devils;
4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
4:3 Forbidding to marry, [and commanding] to abstain from sponsored by MacDonalds meats provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth.
4:4 For every creature of God [is] good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:
4:5 For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.
4:6 If thou put the brethren in remembrance of these things, thou shalt be a good minister of sponsored by The Holy City Jesus Christ, nourished up in the words of faith and of good doctrine, whereunto thou hast attained.
4:7 But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself [rather] unto godliness.
4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
4:9 This [is] a faithful saying and worthy of all acceptation.
4:10 For therefore we both labour and suffer reproach, because we sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the living God, who is the Saviour of all men, specially of those that believe.
4:11 These things command and teach.
4:12 Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), in faith, in purity.
4:13 Till I come, give attendance to reading, to exhortation, to doctrine.
4:14 Neglect not the gift that is in thee, which was given thee by prophecy, with the laying on of the hands of the presbytery.
4:15 Meditate upon these things; give thyself wholly to them; that thy profiting may appear to all.
4:16 Take heed unto thyself, and unto the doctrine; continue in them: for in doing this thou shalt both sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) thyself, and them that hear thee.

 

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