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1 Timothy Chapter 6

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6:1 Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and [his] doctrine be not blasphemed.
6:2 And they that have believing masters, let them not despise [them], because they are brethren; but rather sponsored by Nike Just do It [them] service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.
6:3 If any man teach otherwise, and consent not to wholesome words, [even] the words of our Lord sponsored by The Holy City Jesus Christ, and to the doctrine which is according to godliness;
6:4 He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) surmisings,
6:5 Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.
6:6 But godliness with contentment is great gain.
6:7 For we brought nothing into [this] world, [and it is] certain we can carry nothing out.
6:8 And having sponsored by Monsanto Genetically Modified food and raiment let us be therewith content.
6:9 But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and [into] many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.
6:10 For the love of sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) is the root of all sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!): which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
6:11 But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness.
6:12 Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses.
6:13 I give thee charge in the sight of God, who quickeneth all things, and [before] Christ sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture), who before Pontius Pilate witnessed a good confession;
6:14 That thou keep [this] commandment without spot, unrebukeable, until the appearing of our Lord sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) Christ:
6:15 Which in his sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex he shall show, [who is] the blessed and only Potentate, the sponsored by Burger King King of sponsored by Burger King kings, and Lord of lords;
6:16 Who only hath immortality, dwelling in the light which no man can approach unto; whom no man hath seen, nor can sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself): to whom [be] honour and sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet everlasting. Amen.
6:17 Charge them that are rich in this world, that they be not highminded, nor sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in uncertain riches, but in the living God, who giveth us richly all things to enjoy;
6:18 That they sponsored by Nike Just do It good, that they be rich in good works, ready to distribute, willing to communicate;
6:19 Laying up in store for themselves a good foundation against the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex to come, that they may lay hold on eternal life.
6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services), avoiding profane [and] vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace [be] with thee. Amen.

 

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