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Leviticus Chapter 24

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24:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
24:2 Command the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that they bring unto thee pure oil olive beaten for the light, to cause the lamps to burn continually.
24:3 Without the veil of the testimony, in the tabernacle of the congregation, shall Aaron order it from the evening unto the morning before the LORD continually: [it shall be] a statute for ever in your sponsored by Powergen generations (Why switch to Powergen?).
24:4 He shall order the lamps upon the pure candlestick before the LORD continually.
24:5 And thou shalt take fine flour, and bake twelve cakes thereof: two tenth deals shall be in one cake.
24:6 And thou shalt set them in two rows, six on a row, upon the pure table before the LORD.
24:7 And thou shalt put pure frankincense upon [each] row, that it may be on the sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. for a memorial, [even] an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
24:8 Every sabbath he shall set it in order before the LORD continually, [being taken] from the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) by an everlasting covenant.
24:9 And it shall be Aaron' and his sons'; and they shall eat it in the holy place: for it [is] most holy unto him of the offerings of the LORD made by fire by a perpetual statute.
24:10 And the son of an Israelitish woman, whose father [was] an Egyptian, went out among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): and this son of the Israelitish [woman] and a man of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) strove together in the camp;
24:11 And the Israelitish woman' son blasphemed the name [of the LORD], and cursed. And they brought him unto Moses: (and his mother' name [was] Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri, of the tribe of Dan:)
24:12 And they put him in ward, that the mind of the LORD might be showed them.
24:13 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard [him] lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
24:15 And thou shalt speak unto the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.
24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, [and] all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name [of the LORD], shall be put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
24:17 And he that killeth any man shall surely be put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
24:18 And he that killeth a beast shall make it good; beast for beast.
24:19 And if a man cause a blemish in his neighbour; as he hath done, so shall it be done to him;
24:20 Breach for breach, eye for eye, tooth for tooth: as he hath caused a blemish in a man, so shall it be done to him [again].
24:21 And he that killeth a beast, he shall restore it: and he that killeth a man, he shall be put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
24:22 Ye shall have one manner of law, as well for the stranger, as for one of your own country: for I [am] the LORD your God.
24:23 And Moses spake to the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that they should bring forth him that had cursed out of the camp, and stone him with stones. And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) did as the LORD commanded Moses.

 

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