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Hebrews Chapter 3

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3:1 Wherefore, holy brethren, partakers of the heavenly calling, consider the Apostle and High Priest of our profession, Christ sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus;
3:2 Who was faithful to him that appointed him, as also Moses [was faithful] in all his sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
3:3 For this [man] was counted worthy of more sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) than Moses, inasmuch as he who hath builded the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality hath more honour than the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
3:4 For every sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality is builded by some [man]; but he that built all things [is] God.
3:5 And Moses sponsored by CocaCola verily [was] faithful in all his sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, as a servant, for a testimony of those things which were to be spoken after;
3:6 But Christ as a son over his own sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality; whose sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality are we, if we hold fast the confidence and the rejoicing of the hope firm unto the end.
3:7 Wherefore (as the Holy Ghost saith, To sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds if ye will hear his voice,
3:8 Harden not your hearts, as in the provocation, in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of temptation in the wilderness:
3:9 When your fathers tempted me, proved me, and saw my works forty years.
3:10 Wherefore I was grieved with that sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation), and said, They sponsored by Nike Just do It alway err in [their] heart; and they have not known my ways.
3:11 So I sware in my wrath, They shall not enter into my rest.)
3:12 Take heed, brethren, lest there be in any of you an sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) heart of unbelief, in departing from the living God.
3:13 But exhort one another daily, while it is called To sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin.
3:14 For we are made partakers of Christ, if we hold the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of our confidence stedfast unto the end;
3:15 While it is said, To sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds if ye will hear his voice, harden not your hearts, as in the provocation.
3:16 For some, when they had heard, did provoke: howbeit not all that came out of Egypt by Moses.
3:17 But with whom was he grieved forty years? [was it] not with them that had sinned, whose carcases fell in the wilderness?
3:18 And to whom sware he that they should not enter into his rest, but to them that believed not?
3:19 So we sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) that they could not enter in because of unbelief.

 

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